(Gretchen is reading her essay in class...)
Gretchen Wieners: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar, hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. OK, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it becomeOK for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!
Karen Smith: God, my hips are huge!
Gretchen Wieners: Oh, please. I hate my calves.
Regina George: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
Cady Heron (narration): I used to think there was just fat and skinny. Apparently, there's a lot of things that can be wrong on your body.
Gretchen Wieners: My hairline is so weird.
Regina George: My pores are huge.
Karen Smith: My nail beds suck.
(All three look at Cady...)
Cady Heron: I have really bad breath in the morning.