(Fiction theathe for Loki's amusement)

Thor (actor): You are the savior of Asgard.

Loki (actor): Tell my story.

Thor (actor): I will.

Loki (actor): Build a statue for me.

Thor (actor): We will build a big statue for you.

Loki (actor): With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.

Thor (actor): I will tell Father what you did here today.

Loki (actor): I didn't do it for him. (Real Loki repeats it as well)