20+ Best 'Hondo Ohnaka' Quotes from Star Wars Universe

Hera Syndulla: Hondo, I see you got my message.

Hondo Ohnaka: At your service. And mine too, of course.

Ketsu Onyo: He wasn't hard to find. Talks a lot for a smuggler.

Hondo Ohnaka: Bup-bup-bup. Pirate! That is pirate, my dear. So much more romantic than a smug... Mug... Word that... Ugh, never mind.

(Hondo opens a chest and there is only Melch hiding inside it, no loot)

Hera Syndulla: Sorry it didn't work out, Hondo.

Hondo Ohnaka: Work out? No. This is better, yes, because... (hugs Melch) Friendship is the greatest treasure.

Ezra Bridger: Do you really mean that?

Hondo Ohnaka: Mostly. See? (Melch punches him and laughs) He's always laughing. Always having a good time, this Melch.

Zeb Orrelios: You lied to us. What a surprise.

Ezra Bridger: Well, he didn't exactly lie. He just didn't tell us the whole truth.

Hondo Ohnaka: Well said! And some of the truth is better than none of the truth, which is what you used to get. So, don't try and tell me that I have not grown.

Zeb Orrelios: I don't have any time for this. Cargo hold, now! I can pull your limbs off later.

Hondo Ohnaka: He's always kidding. He's kidding, right?

Sabine Wren: So what do you need us for? Why not use your own crew?

Hondo Ohnaka: Now trust me, that is a long, boring story. No, no, no, my friends, you are the guys for this job.

Kanan Jarrus: If the Empire couldn't salvage the ship, what hope do we have?

Hondo Ohnaka: Because we have something in our favor that the Empire does not, for we are desperate!

Hera Syndulla: For once, he's right.

Hondo Ohnaka: Every situation has the potential to be profitable.

Hondo Ohnaka: So, so, so, how much do you insist on paying me for this intel?

Hera Syndulla: Being rescued from that Imperial prison wasn't payment enough? What do you want?

Hondo Ohnaka: What good is a pirate without a ship? You know, the Ghost is a very nice ship. I could probably...

Everyone: Forget it.

Hondo Ohnaka: I'm kidding, of course. But I do need a ship. Nothing too fancy. Just something with a roomy cargo hold, hyperdrive, shields, weapons. I am a wanted man, after all. Very popular.

Hondo Ohnaka: Does this mean I am not getting my finder's fee?

Ezra Bridger: You never were.

Hondo Ohnaka: Perfect answer. I am so proud of you right now. I never had a student learn this quickly.

Hondo Ohnaka: The villain was upon us, I'm telling you! But young Ezra, he stood tall in front of me and withstood a massive atta... (Ezra walks in) My friend! I was just talking about you. How you and I rescued the generators from the evil Vizago.

Ezra Bridger: Yeah, that's not true. You stole the generators and my ship.

Hondo Ohnaka: What an accusation! You wound me!

Ezra Bridger: Chopper had the Phantom on autopilot.

Hondo Ohnaka: Well, that's another version of the story, I suppose. I'll tell you what. You can keep my generators. They are my gift to you. Goodbye!

Hondo Ohnaka: You must have many responsibilities, yes?

Ezra Bridger: Yeah, too many at the moment.

Hondo Ohnaka: Well, then join my crew, and I will split it right down the middle, fifty-forty. You won't get a better deal than that, especially from me.

Ezra Bridger: Wait, that's only 90%. What about the other 10?

Hondo Ohnaka: Oh, you want me to spend that on expenses, trust me.

Hondo Ohnaka: My friend, my friend. You might not be Calrissian, but I know one thing you are... You are a Jedi. Why didn't you tell me you were a Jedi? You know, I am an old Jedi sympathizer. I know. I wouldn't believe me either, but one of my best friends was a Jedi. I'm pretty sure we were friends.

Ezra Bridger: Well, I'm not really a Jedi yet.

Hondo Ohnaka: Well, then be a pirate Jedi! We will make an excellent team.

Hondo Ohnaka: Ah, Vizago is indisposed, uh, so to speak, granting me the privilege of conducting business with you, O' legendary one. Hondo Ohnaka at your service.

Azmorigan: Is this a joke? I don't deal with washed-up old relics.

Hondo Ohnaka: Come now, let's leave your wife out of this. There is no need for such impropriety among thieves.

Hondo Ohnaka: I lost my whole crew, thanks to the Empire. I once was a captain, you know. Oh, the stories I could tell. So many of them true.

Hondo Ohnaka: Let me see. Oh, the cost of the fuel. I had to use a lot of fuel. The general wear and tear on my men and equipment. A couple of them died, I think. Believe me, Kenobi. Staging a rescue is not an inexpensive proposition.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: So you mean to tell me you were staging a rescue, not attempting to hijack a Jedi starship?

Hondo Ohnaka: You're welcome! Oh, the thanklessness! What an accusation. I am gone! I will send you my bill!

Hondo Ohnaka: The Separatists are no friends of mine. Don't ask me why, but Dooku holds such a grudge against me since our little "I held him hostage" affair.