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Gomez Addams: I'm sorry I wasn't a better father.

Wednesday Addams: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?

Gomez Addams: I know they make you feel uncomfortable.

Wednesday Addams (observing her father): If I'm being objective, his confession sounds entirely plausible, delivered with the perfect degree of sincerity. Perhaps my father is exactly what he says. But then there's the matter of his tells. The way he smooths his mustache. The way he delivers a comforting wink. I've been playing Russian roulette with him since I was 12. I know them well.

(Wednesday visits her father in prison...)

Gomez Addams: My little tormenta, how's your mother?

Wednesday Addams: Devastated. She hates you in orange.

Gomez Addams (about Wednesday): We need to tell her.

Morticia Addams: She'll never believe us. We must stay strong. And hope that something more morbid comes along to distract her.

Bianca Barclay: I finally make something of myself and you want to destroy it.

Bianca's mother: You haven't made squat, Bianca. You're just scamming a higher class of people, but they are not your friends. Sooner or later they will see through you. A siren can never change her scales.

Quote from Wednesday 1x05 | Pugsley Addams: Thanks for the candy. Valerie Kinbott: Actually, that's potpourri. Why don't you take the bowl? (Outside Pugsley offers it to his dad to taste...) Pugsley Addams: Potpourri?

Valerie Kinbott: Maybe we can discuss what it's like having Wednesday away from home?

Pugsley Addams: I mean, for me... it's been hard not having Wednesday around. I never thought I'd miss being waterboarded so much.

(Weems suggests to the Addams going to therapy with Wednesday might help...)

Gomez Addams: What can it hurt? To be honest, I've always been a big fan of head-shrinking.

Morticia Addams: It's not that kind of head-shrinking, mon chéri.

Gomez Addams: Well, that is disappointing. But anything for our little girl.

Gomez Addams (to Weems): We've always encouraged Wednesday to speak her mind. Sometimes her sharp tongue can cut deep.

Wednesday Addams: Since you've abandoned me here, I've been hunted, haunted... and the target of an attempted murder.

Gomez Addams: Ah, Nevermore. I love you so.

Gomez Addams (to Wednesday): There she is. Oh, how we missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer.

Morticia Addams: How are you, my little rain cloud?

(The Addams family arrives at Nevermore...)

Gomez Addams: Ah, the fetid air of teenage angst. These were the best years of our lives, were they not, Tish?

Morticia Addams: I don't know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder... I've never loved you more.

Bianca Barclay: You're lucky.

Wednesday Addams: Do tell.

Bianca Barclay: You don't care what people think of you.

Wednesday Addams: Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.

Bianca Barclay: You don't know what it's like.

Wednesday Addams: Being beautiful and popular?

Bianca Barclay: Never knowing people's true feelings. If someone likes me for me.

Wednesday Addams: What about your amulet?

Bianca Barclay: It's not foolproof. It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak. That's why Xavier broke up with me. He could never fully trust me. The worst part is I could never trust his feelings either. I never knew if they were real or not.

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