Wednesday Quotes

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Wednesday Addams: Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.

Bianca Barclay: As my dear mother always says, "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."

Tyler Galpin: Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.

Wednesday Addams: Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank? I would have taken it further.

Tyler Galpin: Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool? I may have done a little digging on you after we met.

Wednesday Addams: I'd do it again.

(Enid is explaining why is there a Yeti statue at the prom...)

Lucas Walker (about Yetis): Do any go here?

Enid Sinclair: Not anymore. They've been extinct since the 1950s. Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill chaired the dance committee this year. She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant. So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event. But in a fun way!

(Tyler sees Wednesday in her prom dress...)

Tyler Galpin: Wow, you look...

Wednesday Addams: Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?

Tyler Galpin: Amazing. I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful.

(Thing got a prom dress for Wednesday...)

Wednesday Addams: How'd you pay for it? (Thing signs at her) Five-finger discount, of course.

Wednesday Addams (to Eugene): If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.

(Eugene and Wednesday are talking about the prom...)

Wednesday Addams: Listen, people like me and you, we're different. We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.

(Wednesday hides in a freezer at the morgue, Thing hurryingly goes to open it...)

Wednesday Addams: Five more minutes. I was just getting comfortable.

Wednesday Addams: Don't you know its real history with outcasts? The actual story of Joseph Crackstone?

Larissa Weems: I do. To an extent.

Wednesday Addams: Then why be complicit in its cover up? Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Wednesday Addams: I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.

Wednesday Addams: I would rather dye my hair pink than ask my mother for advice.

Guy: Who you talking to, little girl?

Wednesday Addams: Use "little" and "girl" to address me again and I can't guarantee your safety.

Wednesday Addams: I know my way around the great outdoors.

Tyler Galpin: Don't tell me you were a Girl Scout.

Wednesday Addams: I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. I have an uncle who went to prison for that.

Tyler Galpin: You're becoming obsessed with this monster in the woods thing.

Wednesday Addams: Would you rather I develop an obsession with horses and boy bands?

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