Shameless Quotes

Lip Gallagher: She’s gotten hella clingy.

Kevin Ball: You rescued her cross-dressing sibling. You swashbuckled that sh*t, man. Seals the deal for a chick, I’m serious. Girls take that hero crap straight to the bank. She cook for you now? Fold your clothes?

Lip Gallagher: Sometimes.

Kevin Ball: She stay over more than four nights a week? Help you out with random stuff? Huh? Huh? Dude, you are ghetto married. Enjoy it. You get all the perks, no paperwork. Guys would kill for that setup.

Lip Gallagher: I kinda hate it.

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Ian Gallagher: You’re visiting a Milkovich sister nobody’s ever heard of in Milwaukee?

Lip Gallagher: Uh, correct.

Ian Gallagher: And you’re gonna do what?

Lip Gallagher: We are going to evaluate her well-being and, if need be, rescue her.

Ian Gallagher: You mean kidnap?

Lip Gallagher: Provide transport to a safer haven.

Ian Gallagher: Kidnap.

Lip Gallagher: Rescue.

Ian Gallagher: Bad idea.

Lip Gallagher: Look, a kid’s in trouble, we’re gonna help.

Ian Gallagher: Crossing state lines to bring a minor back to the Milkovich house of horror seems more like abuse.

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Ian Gallagher: How do you know if a guy you’ve been hanging out with likes you?

Mandy Milkovich: You like him?

Ian Gallagher: Uh-huh, but I think he hates me.

Mandy Milkovich: Ask him.

Ian Gallagher: Doesn’t want to talk about it.

Mandy Milkovich: No guy ever does.

Ian Gallagher: How do I know, then?

Mandy Milkovich: Does he get that look in his eye when he’s with you?

Ian Gallagher: What look?

Mandy Milkovich: You’ll know when you see it.

(Later when he’s with Mickey…)

Mickey Milkovich: The f**k are you looking at?

Ian Gallagher: Nothing.

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Quote from Shameless 3x02 | Ian Gallagher: How do you know if a guy you've been hanging out with likes you? Mandy Milkovich: You like him? Ian Gallagher: Uh-huh, but I think he hates me. Mandy Milkovich: Ask him. Ian Gallagher: Doesn't want to talk about it. Mandy Milkovich: No guy ever does. Ian Gallagher: How do I know, then? Mandy Milkovich: Does he get that look in his eye when he's with you? Ian Gallagher: What look? Mandy Milkovich: You'll know when you see it. (Later when he's with Mickey...) Mickey Milkovich: The f**k are you looking at? Ian Gallagher: Nothing.

(Mickey is back from juvie and finds Ian with another boy…)

Mickey Milkovich: You having some sort of queer-bo sex under here?

Boy: No, no, I swear. Why are you still beating me up? (points to Ian) He was doing it too.

Mickey Milkovich: You’re the one taking it in the a$$, right? You’re the one I gotta kick straight. It working?

Boy: Yes, yes.

Mickey Milkovich: Good. Get the hell outta here.

(The boys runs away…)

Mickey Milkovich (to Ian): You got any f**k left in you, or you dump it all in that f*ggot’s a$$?

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Terry Milkovich: Gallagher!

Frank Gallagher: I paid you! I paid you, Terry!

(Frank is running away, but Terry is going after Ian…)

Monica Gallagher: What the f**k, Milkovich?!

Terry Milkovich: Get the f**k off me, you crazy b*tch; this ain’t about you.

Monica Gallagher: Frank, what the hell did you do?

Frank Gallagher: Why is it always my fault?

Terry Milkovich: My… little… princess…

Monica Gallagher: Leave him alone!

Terry Milkovich: My Mandy’s pregnant, and this little sh*t’s gonna pay.

Frank Gallagher (gives Ian a thumbs up): Atta boy.

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