100+ Best 'Shameless' Quotes: 'This ain't no tea party." | Page 6 of 8

Monica Gallagher: Me and Bob used to come here. It's a great mix of gay, lesbian, bi and cool breeders.

Ian Gallagher: It's, uh, a little weird being "out" with you.

Monica Gallagher: No shame, baby. See? But don't even think about coming out at school. Somebody in that neighborhood will knife you, for sure.

(Frank and a homeless man watch Steve coach football...)

Frank Gallagher: I wish I'd had a girl coach. I'd totally tap that.

Homeless man: Yeah. I love long hair.

Frank Gallagher: No, no, no. The one with the little brunette pixieish cut. Man... Like a 1963 brunette Mia Farrow. No t*tties, all a$$. Just sit and spin her all night long. Heaven.

Homeless man: I-I think that's a dude.

Mickey Milkovich: Frank here?

Fiona Gallagher: No.

Mickey Milkovich: When's he going to be back?

Fiona Gallagher: For as long as I've been alive, I haven't known the answer to that question.

Veronica Fisher: That is the dirtiest white boy in America.

Mickey Milkovich: Hey. You guys got plans today?

Iggy Milkovich: I was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it.

Mickey Milkovich: I need help killing somebody.

Colin Milkovich: Someone we care about?

Mickey Milkovich: No.

Iggy Milkovich: Knife, gun or tire iron?

Mickey Milkovich: Gun's safest.

Colin Milkovich: Not with today's forensics.

Mickey Milkovich: Fine, a knife.

Colin Milkovich: That's a lot of blood flow. One drop left behind, that's life in the joint.

Mickey Milkovich: Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy?

Iggy Milkovich: Kidnap and strangle.

Mickey Milkovich: Perfect.

(They start to gather the supplies...)

Iggy Milkovich: Where's your rophenol?

Colin Milkovich: I ran out. That quinceañera over at Jamie's. I got plenty of duct tape.

Mickey Milkovich: Get it.

Quote from Shameless 2x08 | (Frank finds Ian and Mickey in the storage room... 😉 ) Frank Gallagher: Hello, boys. The front door was locked, so I came in the back... no pun intended. You might want to check the locks. (Goes to shop as usual) Um, I see that you're preoccupied, so why don't we put this little loan on my tab? As you were, sailors.

Frank Gallagher: Sheila makes a top-notch breakfast.

Peggy Gallagher: I'm good with my smokes and coffee.

Sheila Jackson: We don't smoke in the house.

Peggy Gallagher: Well, good. I won't have to share.

Quote from Shameless 2x07 | Kevin Ball: Why don't we party like this? Veronica Fisher: 'Cause you keep forgetting to buy us a boat. Kevin Ball: Oh, that's right.

Frank Gallagher: Big responsibility, being a parent.

Lip Gallagher: Is that right?

Frank Gallagher: That's what I'm trying to tell you. My philosophy. You got to let kids learn for themselves.

Lip Gallagher: You mean, fend for themselves?

Frank Gallagher: You give a man a fish, you've fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you've fed him for a lifetime. I raise fishermen. The best gift you can give, neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance. Now, do the right thing. Split. Not our fault she was careless.

Fiona Gallagher: Sleep it off on the couch.

Adam: No. Hey, I-I can drive.

Fiona Gallagher: No, you can't. I'll see you in the morning.

Adam: Hey, do you think my car will still be there?

Fiona Gallagher: Parts of it.

Lip Gallagher (to Carl): Hey, tw*t bag, the only reason you're not in summer school is 'cause they wouldn't have you.

Debbie Gallagher (singing):

I will burn for you

feel pain for you

I will twist the knife

and bleed my aching heart.

Lip Gallagher: What's up with Debs?

Carl Gallagher: Obsessed with death.

Mandy Milkovich: What did dad tell you?

Mickey Milkovich: Ow! F*ck the police?

Mandy Milkovich: No t*tty twisters now that I'm a C cup. Ow.

Mickey Milkovich: C cup? B*tch, you wish.

Mandy Milkovich: You know, you didn't have to come with me.

Ian Gallagher: Bad neighborhood.

Mandy Milkovich: We live in a bad neighborhood.

Ian Gallagher: Yeah, but we're related to the bad people in our bad neighborhood.

Frank Gallagher: It's not sex if you can't remember it.

Kevin Ball: Well, then you're a virgin, Frank.

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