Crowley: Let me tempt you to a spot of lunch?
Aziraphale: Temptation accomplished. Hmm... What about the Ritz? I believe a table for two has just miraculously come free.
Adam: All I try and do is help, and now I'm stuck in the garden.
Wensleydale: How long until they let you out?
Adam: Years. Years and years, I expect.
Pepper: What about tomorrow?
Adam: Tomorrow will be alright. They'll have forgotten about it by then. They always do.
Crowley: You can stay at my place, if you like.
Aziraphale: I don't think my side would like that.
Crowley: You don't have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We're on our own side.
Aziraphale: It's all worked out for the best, though. Just imagine how awful it might have been if we'd been at all competent.
Crowley: Point taken.
Aziraphale: We are here to lick some serious butt.
Crowley: "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.
Pepper: Adam, I still don't understand the thing you were telling us about alien spaceships. If I was an alien, I wouldn't be going around giving messages of universal peace and goodwill. I'd say, "This is a laser blaster. Prepare to die, rebel swine."
Wensleydale: I'd say that too, if I was an alien in a flying saucer.
Brian: Or, "Exterminate."
Aziraphale: You can't leave, Crowley. There isn't anywhere to go.
Crowley: It's a big universe. Even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together.
Aziraphale: Go off together? Listen to yourself.
Crowley: How long have we been friends? Six thousand years!
Aziraphale: Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon. We have nothing whatsoever in common. I don't even like you.
Crowley: You do.
Nazi spy: Mr Anthony J. Crowley. Your fame precedes you.
Crowley: You don't like it?
Aziraphale: No, no, I didn't say that. I'll get used to it. What does the "J" stand for?
Crowley: It's just a "J", really.
Crowley: If it all goes wrong, I want insurance.
Crowley: I wrote it down. Walls have ears. Well, not walls. Trees have ears. Ducks have ears. Do ducks have ears? Must do. That's how they hear other ducks.
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|Produced by:||Amazon Studios|
|Release Date:||31 May 2019|
|Status:||Unknown (Neither cancelled or confirmed)|
|Number of Seasons:||1|
A tale of the bungling of Armageddon features an angel, a demon, an eleven-year-old Antichrist, and a doom-saying witch. (IMDb)