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Crowley: Angel! This is the Supreme Archangel of all Heaven, your former boss who tried very hard to cast you into hellfire and destroy you. He's not our friend.

Aziraphale: I don't think he really has any friends.

Crowley: Exactly.

Aziraphale: Yes, exactly.

Crowley: What does your exactly mean, exactly? I feel like your exactly and my exactly are different exactlies.

Aziraphale: He doesn't have any friends so he needs us.

Crowley: What I need is for him is to be nowhere near me and the precious peaceful fragile existence that I have carved out for myself here.

Aziraphale: I thought we carved it out for ourselves.

Crowley: So did I!

Aziraphale: What thing you have to give me?

Gabriel: I don't seem to have anything on me, do you think it's important?

Aziraphale: You just said that it was the only way to prevent something terrible happening.

Gabriel: Really? What?

Aziraphale: I don't know.

Nina (about Gabriel): How's your naked man friend?

Aziraphale (panicking in front of Crowley): He's not... He's not my... but he's certainly not naked anymore

Nina: You're a dark horse Mr. Fell.

Shax: Was it always this easy?

Crowley: Easy?

Shax: I keep planning complicated strategic strikes to spread misery and panic among the humans and just as I'm about to put one into motion, they come up with something themselves, which is so much worse than anything I could have thought of.

Crowley: Yeah, always this easy.

Aziraphale: I think I may have just started a war.

Crowley: Oh! Hell will love that.

Gabriel: You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?

Aziraphale: No... certainly not.

Muriel: He's definitely not in the shop. It's just Aziraphale.

Uriel: The traitor.

Muriel: And his grumpy friend Mr. Crowley.

Uriel: The deamon.

Muriel: Oh, I suppose that explains the grumpiness.

Crowley: Let me tempt you to a spot of lunch?

Aziraphale: Temptation accomplished. Hmm... What about the Ritz? I believe a table for two has just miraculously come free.

Aziraphale: I asked them for a rubber duck and made the Archangel Michael miracle me a towel.

Adam: All I try and do is help, and now I'm stuck in the garden.

Wensleydale: How long until they let you out?

Adam: Years. Years and years, I expect.

Pepper: What about tomorrow?

Adam: Tomorrow will be alright. They'll have forgotten about it by then. They always do.

Crowley: You can stay at my place, if you like.

Aziraphale: I don't think my side would like that.

Crowley: You don't have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We're on our own side.

Aziraphale: It's all worked out for the best, though. Just imagine how awful it might have been if we'd been at all competent.

Crowley: Point taken.

Gabriel: God does not play games with the universe.

Crowley: Where have you been?

Aziraphale: We are here to lick some serious butt.

Crowley: "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.

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Aziraphale Michael Sheen
Crowley David Tennant

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Title: Good Omens
Format: TV Series
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
Produced by: Amazon Studios
Release Date: 31 May 2019

Synopsis / Summary

Exiled from Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowley must team up once again after the mysterious arrival of a familiar face. (IMDb)

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