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Good Omens Quotes

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Crowley: Let me tempt you to a spot of lunch?

Aziraphale: Temptation accomplished. Hmm... What about the Ritz? I believe a table for two has just miraculously come free.

Aziraphale: I asked them for a rubber duck and made the Archangel Michael miracle me a towel.

Adam: All I try and do is help, and now I'm stuck in the garden.

Wensleydale: How long until they let you out?

Adam: Years. Years and years, I expect.

Pepper: What about tomorrow?

Adam: Tomorrow will be alright. They'll have forgotten about it by then. They always do.

Crowley: You can stay at my place, if you like.

Aziraphale: I don't think my side would like that.

Crowley: You don't have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We're on our own side.

Aziraphale: It's all worked out for the best, though. Just imagine how awful it might have been if we'd been at all competent.

Crowley: Point taken.

Gabriel: God does not play games with the universe.

Crowley: Where have you been?

Aziraphale: We are here to lick some serious butt.

Crowley: "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.

Pepper: Adam, I still don't understand the thing you were telling us about alien spaceships. If I was an alien, I wouldn't be going around giving messages of universal peace and goodwill. I'd say, "This is a laser blaster. Prepare to die, rebel swine."

Wensleydale: I'd say that too, if I was an alien in a flying saucer.

Brian: Or, "Exterminate."

Aziraphale: You can't leave, Crowley. There isn't anywhere to go.

Crowley: It's a big universe. Even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together.

Aziraphale: Go off together? Listen to yourself.

Crowley: How long have we been friends? Six thousand years!

Aziraphale: Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon. We have nothing whatsoever in common. I don't even like you.

Crowley: You do.

Na*zi spy: Mr Anthony J. Crowley. Your fame precedes you.

Aziraphale: Anthony?

Crowley: You don't like it?

Aziraphale: No, no, I didn't say that. I'll get used to it. What does the "J" stand for?

Crowley: It's just a "J", really.

Aziraphale (to Na*zi spies): You can't kill me. There'll be paperwork.

Crowley: If it all goes wrong, I want insurance.

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley: I wrote it down. Walls have ears. Well, not walls. Trees have ears. Ducks have ears. Do ducks have ears? Must do. That's how they hear other ducks.

Crowley (to Aziraphale): Age does not wither, nor custom stale his infinite variety.

Shakespeare: Mmm! Yeah, I like that.

Good Omens Quotes

Good Omens Quotes


Title: Good Omens
Format: TV Series
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
Produced by: Amazon Studios
Release Date: 31 May 2019

Synopsis / Summary

A tale of the bungling of Armageddon features an angel, a demon, an eleven-year-old Antichrist, and a doom-saying witch. (IMDb)

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Characters / Cast

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Character Played by
Aziraphale Michael Sheen
Crowley David Tennant