Border security worker: Purpose of your visit to the United Kingdom?
Anathema Device: Well, I'm commanded by an ancient family prophecy. I'm going to use all the wisdom and witchcraft at my disposal to hunt down the heart of darkness, and then do all that I can to destroy it before it brings about the end of the world.
Border security worker: I'm sorry?
Anathema Device: Vacation.
Adultery Pulsifer: She runs, I have heard tell, with no one pursuing her.
Woman: Aye. She says running each morning in an unladylike manner around the village doth improve her health.
Adultery Pulsifer: Monstrous. Perhaps invisible demons pursue the witch as she runs.
Woman: No, she says it's good for you. She said we should get more fibre in our diet. I told her, I said, it's hard enough picking out the gravel.
Adultery Pulsifer: Aye, she is obviously mad.
Crowley: Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a "Don't Touch" sign. I mean, why not put it on the top of a high mountain? Or on the moon? Makes you wonder what God's really planning.
Aziraphale: Best not to speculate. It's all part of the Great Plan. It's not for us to understand. It's ineffable.
Crowley: The Great Plan's ineffable?
Aziraphale: Exactly. It is beyond understanding and incapable of being put into words.