Anathema Device: Listen, my bike, it didn't have gears. I know my bike didn't have gears. Crowley: Oh, Lord, heal this bike. Aziraphale: I got carried away.
Anathema Device: Listen, my bike, it didn't have gears. I know my bike didn't have gears.
Crowley: Oh, Lord, heal this bike.
Aziraphale: I got carried away.
Aziraphale: You hit someone. Crowley: I didn't. Someone hit me.
Aziraphale: You hit someone.
Crowley: I didn't. Someone hit me.
Aziraphale: Music. Why don't I put on a little... music? What's a Velvet Underground? Crowley: You wouldn't like it. Aziraphale: Oh. Bebop.
Aziraphale: Music. Why don't I put on a little... music? What's a Velvet Underground?
Crowley: You wouldn't like it.
Aziraphale: Oh. Bebop.
Aziraphale: Watch out for that pedestrian! Crowley: She's on the street. She knows the risk she's taking. Aziraphale: Just watch the... Watch the road! Crowley, you can't do 90 miles per hour in Central London. Crowley: Why not? Aziraphale: You'll get us killed. Well, inconveniently discorporated.
Aziraphale: Watch out for that pedestrian!
Crowley: She's on the street. She knows the risk she's taking.
Aziraphale: Just watch the... Watch the road! Crowley, you can't do 90 miles per hour in Central London.
Crowley: Why not?
Aziraphale: You'll get us killed. Well, inconveniently discorporated.
Border security worker: Purpose of your visit to the United Kingdom? Anathema Device: Well, I'm commanded by an ancient family prophecy. I'm going to use all the wisdom and witchcraft at my disposal to hunt down the heart of darkness, and then do all that I can to destroy it before it brings about the end of the world. Border security worker: I'm sorry? Anathema Device: Vacation.
Border security worker: Purpose of your visit to the United Kingdom?
Anathema Device: Well, I'm commanded by an ancient family prophecy. I'm going to use all the wisdom and witchcraft at my disposal to hunt down the heart of darkness, and then do all that I can to destroy it before it brings about the end of the world.
Border security worker: I'm sorry?
Anathema Device: Vacation.
Adultery Pulsifer: She runs, I have heard tell, with no one pursuing her. Woman: Aye. She says running each morning in an unladylike manner around the village doth improve her health. Adultery Pulsifer: Monstrous. Perhaps invisible demons pursue the witch as she runs. Woman: No, she says it's good for you. She said we should get more fibre in our diet. I told her, I said, it's hard enough picking out the gravel. Adultery Pulsifer: Aye, she is obviously mad.
Adultery Pulsifer: She runs, I have heard tell, with no one pursuing her.
Woman: Aye. She says running each morning in an unladylike manner around the village doth improve her health.
Adultery Pulsifer: Monstrous. Perhaps invisible demons pursue the witch as she runs.
Woman: No, she says it's good for you. She said we should get more fibre in our diet. I told her, I said, it's hard enough picking out the gravel.
Adultery Pulsifer: Aye, she is obviously mad.
Aziraphale: Well, I'll be damned. Crowley: It's not that bad when you get used to it.
Aziraphale: Well, I'll be damned.
Crowley: It's not that bad when you get used to it.
Crowley: Ciao! Ligur: What's that mean? Hastur: "Ciao", it's Italian. It means "food".
Crowley: Ciao!
Ligur: What's that mean?
Hastur: "Ciao", it's Italian. It means "food".
Crowley: It'd be funny if we both got it wrong, eh? If I did the good thing and you did the bad one. Aziraphale: No. It wouldn't be funny at all.
Crowley: It'd be funny if we both got it wrong, eh? If I did the good thing and you did the bad one.
Aziraphale: No. It wouldn't be funny at all.
Crowley: Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a "Don't Touch" sign. I mean, why not put it on the top of a high mountain? Or on the moon? Makes you wonder what God's really planning. Aziraphale: Best not to speculate. It's all part of the Great Plan. It's not for us to understand. It's ineffable. Crowley: The Great Plan's ineffable? Aziraphale: Exactly. It is beyond understanding and incapable of being put into words.
Crowley: Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a "Don't Touch" sign. I mean, why not put it on the top of a high mountain? Or on the moon? Makes you wonder what God's really planning.
Aziraphale: Best not to speculate. It's all part of the Great Plan. It's not for us to understand. It's ineffable.
Crowley: The Great Plan's ineffable?
Aziraphale: Exactly. It is beyond understanding and incapable of being put into words.
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