20+ Best 'Crowley, Anthony J.' Quotes

Quote from Good Omens 1x06 | Aziraphale: I like to think none of this would have worked out if you weren't, at heart, just a little bit a good person. Crowley: And if you weren't, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing. Cheers. To the world. Aziraphale: To the world.

2.9.2019 3.12.2019 Cheers. To the world.

Crowley: Let me tempt you to a spot of lunch?

Aziraphale: Temptation accomplished. Hmm... What about the Ritz? I believe a table for two has just miraculously come free.

2.9.2019 Let me tempt you to a spot of lunch?

Crowley: You can stay at my place, if you like.

Aziraphale: I don't think my side would like that.

Crowley: You don't have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We're on our own side.

2.9.2019 We’re on our own side.

Aziraphale: It's all worked out for the best, though. Just imagine how awful it might have been if we'd been at all competent.

Crowley: Point taken.

2.9.2019 How it have been if we’d been at all competent.

Gabriel: God does not play games with the universe.

Crowley: Where have you been?

2.9.2019 God does not play games with the universe.

Aziraphale: We are here to lick some serious butt.

Crowley: "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.

2.9.2019 “Kick”, Aziraphale. It’s “kick butt”.

Quote from Good Omens 1x05 | (The bookshop is burning...) Crowley: Aziraphale! Aziraphale, where the Heaven are you, you idiot? I can't find you! Aziraphale, for God's... For Satan's... Ah! For somebody's sake, where are you?! You've gone. Somebody killed my best friend! Bastards! All of you!

2.9.2019 3.12.2019 Somebody killed my best friend!

Aziraphale: You can't leave, Crowley. There isn't anywhere to go.

Crowley: It's a big universe. Even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together.

Aziraphale: Go off together? Listen to yourself.

Crowley: How long have we been friends? Six thousand years!

Aziraphale: Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon. We have nothing whatsoever in common. I don't even like you.

Crowley: You do.

2.9.2019 We are an angel and a demon. I don’t even like you.

Na*zi spy: Mr Anthony J. Crowley. Your fame precedes you.

Aziraphale: Anthony?

Crowley: You don't like it?

Aziraphale: No, no, I didn't say that. I'll get used to it. What does the "J" stand for?

Crowley: It's just a "J", really.

2.9.2019 3.12.2019 What does the “J” stand for?

Crowley: If it all goes wrong, I want insurance.

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley: I wrote it down. Walls have ears. Well, not walls. Trees have ears. Ducks have ears. Do ducks have ears? Must do. That's how they hear other ducks.

2.9.2019 Do ducks have ears? Must do.

Crowley (to Aziraphale): Age does not wither, nor custom stale his infinite variety.

Shakespeare: Mmm! Yeah, I like that.

2.9.2019 Age does not wither, nor custom stale…

Aziraphale: We may have both started off as angels, but you are fallen.

Crowley: I didn't really fall. I just, you know... sauntered vaguely downwards.

2.9.2019 I didn’t really fall. I just sauntered vaguely downwards.

Quote from Good Omens 1x03 | (Crowley and Aziraphale are witnessing the crucifixion...) Crowley: What was it he said that got everyone so upset? Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other." Crowley: Oh, yeah. That'll do it.

2.9.2019 What was it he said that got everyone so upset?

Aziraphale: I'm not consulted on policy decisions, Crawly.

Crowley: Oh, I've changed it.

Aziraphale: Changed what?

Crowley: My name. "Crawl-y" just wasn't really doing it for me. It's a bit too... squirming-at-your-feet-ish.

Aziraphale: Well, you were a snake. So, what is it now? Mephistopheles? Asmodeus?

Crowley: Crowley.

2.9.2019 “Crawly” just wasn’t really doing it for me.

(The animals are getting loaded on Noah's ark...)

Crowley: Oy! Shem! That unicorn's going to make a run for it. Oh, it's too late. It's too late! Well, you've still got one of them.

2.9.2019 That unicorn’s going to make a run for it.

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