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Crowley: Let me tempt you to a spot of lunch?

Aziraphale: Temptation accomplished. Hmm... What about the Ritz? I believe a table for two has just miraculously come free.

Crowley: You can stay at my place, if you like.

Aziraphale: I don't think my side would like that.

Crowley: You don't have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We're on our own side.

Aziraphale: It's all worked out for the best, though. Just imagine how awful it might have been if we'd been at all competent.

Crowley: Point taken.

Gabriel: God does not play games with the universe.

Crowley: Where have you been?

Aziraphale: We are here to lick some serious butt.

Crowley: "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". For Heaven's sake. Oh! I can't believe I just said that.

Aziraphale: You can't leave, Crowley. There isn't anywhere to go.

Crowley: It's a big universe. Even if this all ends up in a puddle of burning goo, we can go off together.

Aziraphale: Go off together? Listen to yourself.

Crowley: How long have we been friends? Six thousand years!

Aziraphale: Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon. We have nothing whatsoever in common. I don't even like you.

Crowley: You do.

Na*zi spy: Mr Anthony J. Crowley. Your fame precedes you.

Aziraphale: Anthony?

Crowley: You don't like it?

Aziraphale: No, no, I didn't say that. I'll get used to it. What does the "J" stand for?

Crowley: It's just a "J", really.

Crowley: If it all goes wrong, I want insurance.

Aziraphale: What?

Crowley: I wrote it down. Walls have ears. Well, not walls. Trees have ears. Ducks have ears. Do ducks have ears? Must do. That's how they hear other ducks.

Crowley (to Aziraphale): Age does not wither, nor custom stale his infinite variety.

Shakespeare: Mmm! Yeah, I like that.

Aziraphale: We may have both started off as angels, but you are fallen.

Crowley: I didn't really fall. I just, you know... sauntered vaguely downwards.

Aziraphale: I'm not consulted on policy decisions, Crawly.

Crowley: Oh, I've changed it.

Aziraphale: Changed what?

Crowley: My name. "Crawl-y" just wasn't really doing it for me. It's a bit too... squirming-at-your-feet-ish.

Aziraphale: Well, you were a snake. So, what is it now? Mephistopheles? Asmodeus?

Crowley: Crowley.

(The animals are getting loaded on Noah's ark...)

Crowley: Oy! Shem! That unicorn's going to make a run for it. Oh, it's too late. It's too late! Well, you've still got one of them.

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