Hughie Campbell: I've been thinking about that lately... the hanging in there. And I think maybe I am too clingy.
Annie January: No, you're not.
Hughie Campbell: Sticking with people just because I'm terrified of losing them? I-I... I can't do that anymore. I think it's time I go off, stand on my own two feet for once.
Annie January: Right. Um... Yeah, no worries. We'll, um... We'll just be friends, then.
Hughie Campbell: Oh... oh, God, no. No, no, no. I'm still gonna cling onto you, I'm not f*cking crazy.
(Memes and fan reactions after the news broke out that Stormfront has nazi ties...)
Fan reacting: I can't believe I actually have to say this, this day and age, but Nazis are bad.
Animated song: Nazi Stormfront, Hitler's star, Run her over with a car
(Hughie is watching the song on his phone...)
Hughie Campbell: It's catchy.
Hughie Campbell: This guy could kill a lot of people.
Mother's Milk: Hughie... let somebody else handle it, okay?
Hughie Campbell: There's no one else! No one's coming to save us.
Mother's Milk: You don't get it. You are not a soldier. You're not a spy. You're just a kid that sells stereo equipment.
Hughie Campbell: No, I don't! I don't have a job. Or Robin. Or my dad. Or Annie. One way or another, they all, uh... Now all I have is this. This. Which is really f*cking depressing, but it's true. So, maybe I can't be Lee Marvin. But I can be Harry Potter. Or, uh... you know, John Connor or-or-or what's her name from The Hunger Games.
Hughie Campbell: Yeah, the point is I could be the person that nobody thinks is awesome, but it turns out they're kind of f*cking awesome.
Billy Butcher: This is like that scene in The Matrix. Now, you could take the f*cking red pill, right? Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, what the f*ck. Or... you could take the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill and quit being a c*nt.
Hughie Campbell: Which pill do you want me to take?
Billy Butcher: Just quit being a c*nt. That's what I'm saying.
Hughie Campbell: I, um... used to know this girl, and we used to go skating at Rockefeller, and I'd be on the side with this death grip on the rails. She would just charge headfirst into the middle of the rink. And she wasn't... good. Like, she fell... a lot... but she was never scared. And she always used to say: "Just 'cause you fall on your ass doesn't mean you have to stay there."
Annie January: I'm just having a bad day.
Hughie Campbell: Yeah, me, too. Uh... is it, like, a-a work thing, or... a-a life thing?
Annie January: It's a work thing. You?
Hughie Campbell: Uh... life thing.
Annie January: You know how you have this... image of yourself? Like, I thought I was strong. You know? Like, made of steel. A fighter. And... then I was faced with this horrible situation with this a**hole... and... I just heard my mom's voice in my head, "Keep smiling, the show must go on," and... I didn't fight. And now I just feel sick. Partly because I did it, but... mostly because... turns out I'm not who I thought I was.
Robin Ward: Excuse me, sir? Hi. I'd like to make an appointment for you to come over and... lay some cable.
Hughie Campbell: Okay. Uh... oh, Robin. Oh, dear, dear, Robin. Um, that doesn't mean what you think it means.
Robin Ward: Um, "laying cable" means sex.
Hughie Campbell: No, "laying pipe" means sex. "Laying cable" means you want me to come over to your house and just take a big, old sh*t.
Robin Ward: That's disgusting.
Hughie Campbell: Well, okay. But you... Who-who said it, though?
Robin Ward: Okay. Are you ready? Despite your best efforts, I'm actually still hungry.
Hughie Campbell: I'm actually more hungry now.
Robin Ward: Where are we gonna go after all this hot talk? You know?
Hughie Campbell: I don't know. More importantly, where are we gonna go to lay some cable afterwards?