Hughie Campbell: Hey, why do you keep buying him, like, Hefty bags full of weed?
Billy Butcher: Better high than mental. Takes the edge off his PTSD.
Hughie Campbell: Wait, he has PTSD?
Billy Butcher: Yeah, I saw it at Herogasm. It's why he keeps blowing the f**k out of everything. We got to keep that c*nt dozy as a lamb.
Hughie Campbell: So, just to recap, uh, he's radioactive, highly traumatized and heavily self-medicated. Feels good, feels right.
Billy Butcher: Tell me about it. I mean, what sad bastard self-medicates like that, eh? (hands the temp V to Hughie)
Mother's Milk: That ain't a lab. It's a military compound.
Billy Butcher: Russian military compound. Be like storming a Baja Fresh.
Mother's Milk: Baja Fresh ain't shooting us with AK-47s on full auto, motherf**ker.
(The Boys go in...)
Mother's Milk (aims a gun at Russian guy): Red Dawn, motherf**ker. (they use him to get inside) Rocky IV, motherf**ker. (knocks the guy out)
Billy Butcher: Do you ever wonder why we picked some grunt Marine stuck in the brig?
Mother's Milk: Let's see. I knocked out my racist C.O. Sent him to the ICU with one punch, so you knew I was strong. And you read my file, so you knew I hated Vought.
Billy Butcher: Yeah, it weren't none of them. I mean, they didn't hurt, mind, but no. We spoke to the blokes that you went through basic with. And to the man, they said that you were the one that held that platoon together. A natural-born leader.
Mother's Milk: You never told me that.
Billy Butcher: Mate, I'm under no illusions about who I am. And that's why we brought you in. 'Cause no matter how hard I got to be... you're here to look after the Boys. Now, if I thought to do that, I can't be a complete a**hole, can I? Just mostly one.
Frenchie: Non. I don't do this anymore. Definitely not for Nina.
Billy Butcher: Well, that's a good job, then, innit? 'Cause you're not the one doing it. (points at Kimiko) She is. Sorry, love, victim of your own success.
Kimiko (holds out a phone with this text): I'm not your f**king gun.
Billy Butcher: That is exactly what you are.
Hughie Campbell: Look, I know what you're gonna say, and I just...
Billy Butcher: No, no, mate. I'm just chuffed to have all the Boys back under the same roof, all right?
Hughie Campbell: Really?
Billy Butcher: Yeah. I mean, there he was, right? In his fancy pants, lording it over us like the viceroy of Vought Square, eh? And that whole time, he weren't nothing but a Supe's boot lick, eh?
Hughie Campbell: Yeah...
Billy Butcher: That, my son, is a Lifetime Achievement at the C*nt of the Year Awards, isn't it?
Billy Butcher: I don't mean to be rude, but can we just skip to the part where you laser my f**king brains out?
Homelander: Oh, for Christ sakes. Where's the sport in that? No, look at you. It'd be like putting down a wounded dog.
Billy Butcher: You're the one with your tail between your legs on all them f**king talk shows. And then they go and make Starlight co-captain. That's got to sting.
(Butcher is saying goodbye to his dog Terror...)
Billy Butcher: Well... here we are. I'm sorry. I almost threw in the towel like a bleeding tw*t. We're harder than that, isn't we? I will get your mum back. I swear to God, I'll get your mum back. Just take a little bit longer. You hang in there. All right? You be a good boy for Judy. Yeah, that's a good lad. Oh. I almost forgot. I got you something. (gives him Homelander plush toy) Terror... f*ck it. (the toy is squeaking) That's my boy.
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Billy Butcher is played by the actor Karl Urban.
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