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Mary Cooper: These are parents we can actually relate to.

George Cooper Sr.: Yeah, sure.

Mary Cooper: All the times we wonder if we're doing right by Sheldon or how to handle him, we finally have someone to compare notes with.

George Cooper Sr.: There's notes? I just been winging it.

Sheldon Cooper (narration): Not since sharing a uterus with my twin sister have I been so unhappy sitting next to someone.

Sheldon Cooper: You realize this is a very advanced class. We'll be discussing deriving nuclear physics from the quark model.

Paige: Do you know if he'll be doing a full color octet calculation with matrix manipulations?

Sheldon Cooper: I do not.

Paige: Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign?

Sheldon Cooper: No.

Paige: Well, do you know anything?

Sheldon Cooper: I know you're in my spot.

George Cooper Sr.: Let me tell you about my day. I got yelled at by the principal for benching a linebacker who's flunking English. Then I got yelled at even more by the kid's parents. Then I had to break up a fight in the locker room. Got elbowed in the neck.

Sheldon Cooper: That's a rough day.

George Cooper Sr.: That was all before 10:00 a.m. So I get what you're going through. But you'll notice, I didn't come home and take it out on you.

Sheldon Cooper: No, you didn't.

George Cooper Sr.: I want you to get back in there, apologize to everyone, and finish your dinner.

Sheldon Cooper: Yes, sir.

Sheldon Cooper (narration): My father's wisdom touched me deeply. Which is why, to this day, no matter what I'm going through, I am never irritating or abusive to any of my friends or loved ones. Ask them. They'll tell you.

Sheldon Cooper: I know I'm late. My training wheels broke.

Derek (Sheldon's classmate): Training wheels?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes, Derek! I have training wheels like a child! I also have a job like an adult! I'm a very complicated person!

Teacher: Sure. Let's go with complicated.

George Cooper Sr.: I know you're worried, but... he needs to experience the world a little bit. Why not let him do it when most of it's asleep?

Mary Cooper: I suppose you're right.

Quote from Young Sheldon 2x01 - Missy Cooper (to Sheldon): You know if you cry, I can't enjoy your pain.

John Sturgis: This list is getting long. Maybe we should write it down.

Sheldon Cooper: Hey.

Sheldon Cooper (narration): In that moment, I had an epiphany. I could draw up a contract for any social relationship. It was a helpful way to remove ambiguity in a world that was often hard to understand. I would go on to draw up such contracts throughout my life... With roommates, with my wife. Even with my own children.

Meemaw: Maybe having this mutt next door won't be so bad. Shelly could end up getting used to it.

George Cooper Sr.: That's true. Remember when he got all freaked out by the fruit at the bottom of yogurt? Now he eats it no problem.

Mary Cooper: He still makes me stir it.

Meemaw: Maybe you could start out with a small pet, and work your way up. Like a turtle.

Mary Cooper: He says they carry salmonella.

Meemaw: A gerbil?

Mary Cooper: Apparently, they caused the plague.

Georgie Cooper: What about a bird?

George Cooper Sr.: Oh, I know that one. They'll steal his hair to make a nest.

George Cooper Sr.: Morning, Herschel.

Herschel Sparks: Hey, George. Uh, you didn't see a dog wandering around here, did you?

George Cooper Sr.: No. Y'all get a dog?

Herschel Sparks: Uh, sort of. We took him in after my brother-in-law had to go live in a gated community.

George Cooper Sr.: Oh, that sounds nice, uh, they got a no pets policy?

Herschel Sparks: He's in jail, George.

Meemaw: There's something about him. I mean, he's smart as hell, and gentle and funny. Not always on purpose, but he's funny. I never met anybody like him.

George Cooper Sr.: Sounds like Sheldon.

Meemaw: Now, why would you go and put that thought in my mind?

George Cooper Sr.: Did you understand any of it? (Theoretical physics lecture)

Meemaw: Not a word. But he had on a tweed jacket with the elbow patches, so he must know what he's talking about.

Missy Cooper: Do you think we're stupid?

Georgie Cooper: Sheldon's in college right now, and we can't figure out your homework. What do you think?

Missy Cooper: Sometimes I tell myself I only look stupid because he's so smart.

Georgie Cooper: Give me the book. Don't just sit there, make me a sandwich.

Missy Cooper: There's a list of sentences, and you're supposed to say if each one's a complete sentence or not.

Georgie Cooper: The first one is, "Most people in the country". That doesn't sound like a sentence.

Missy Cooper: But ask me who drives pickup trucks.

Georgie Cooper: Who drives pickup trucks?

Missy Cooper: Most people in the country.

Georgie Cooper: Well, now it does sound like one.

Missy Cooper: I told you, it's confusing.

Missy Cooper: Can you help me?

Georgie Cooper: With what?

Missy Cooper: I don't understand my homework.

Georgie Cooper: You're asking me? I don't understand my own homework.

Missy Cooper: I know, but you're all I got.

Georgie Cooper: What kind of homework is it?

Missy Cooper: Grammar.

Georgie Cooper: I ain't great with grammar.

Missy Cooper: Well, grammar's just talking, and we both talk good.

Georgie Cooper: I guess. Gimme.

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