Wednesday Quotes

(Wednesday finds a book at the Pilgrim World, but it turns out to be a blank copy...)

Wednesday Addams: Great. It's a fake. I don't know who Etsy is, but I doubt she was an outcast settler.

Wednesday Addams: My grandmother once told me secrets are like zombies they never truly die.

(Wednesday is tasked to hand out fudge samples to tourists at the Pilgrim World...)

Wednesday Addams: Enjoy your "authentic" pilgrim fudge made with cacao beans procured by the oppressed indigenous people of the Amazon. All proceeds go to uphold this pathetic whitewashing of American history. Also, fudge wasn't invented for another 258 years. Any takers?

Larissa Weems: I volunteered you to accompany the Jericho High School marching band at the ceremony. I'm sure it won't be too challenging to play an uplifting Fleetwood Mac melody.

Wednesday Addams: As long as you promise to hang me as a witch afterwards.

Bianca Barclay: Untie her.

Wednesday Addams: I freed myself five minutes ago. It's amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad name.

Wednesday Addams: You can take the mask off, Bianca. Wait, I preferred you with it on.

Wednesday Addams: Let's assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I'm going to live or die. It's definitely my kind of party.

Wednesday Addams: I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down... I secretly enjoy it.

Marilyn Thornhill: Never lose that, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams: Lose what?

Marilyn Thornhill: The ability to not let others define you. It's a gift.

Wednesday Addams: Doesn't always feel that way.

Marilyn Thornhill: The most interesting plants grow in the shade.

Marilyn Thornhill: I've been here a year and a half, and I still feel like an outsider.

Wednesday Addams: Because you're the only normie on the staff? Enid told me.

Marilyn Thornhill: To tell you the truth, I've never really fit in anywhere. Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts. I thought Nevermore would be different, but there's still a handful of teachers who will barely acknowledge me.

Marilyn Thornhill: I was very impressed with your answers in class today.

Wednesday Addams: My mother is a carnivorous plant aficionado. I assume I get my red thumb from her.

Marilyn Thornhill: I don't usually find students in here looking for actual books. Most sneak in to make out.

Wednesday Addams: I accidentally walked in on two vampires fanging. I can't unsee that.