Wednesday Quotes

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(Wednesday and Thing are looking for a book...)

Wednesday Addams: I keep seeing that same purple book. The cover was darker. More like a day-old contusion.

Tyler Galpin (about his dad): You must think it's weird I'm stalking him.

Wednesday Addams: No, I consistently stalk my parents.

Eugene Otinger: I've always had a thing for werewolf chicks.

Wednesday Addams: The chance that Enid ever becomes romantically interested in you is less than 1%.

Eugene Otinger: So I've still got a shot? Yes!

Wednesday Addams: I know I'm stubborn, single-minded and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. (Thing signs at her) Yes. And serial killers.

Marilyn Thornhill: Wednesday, perhaps you can identify the ghost orchid's greatest qualities.

Wednesday Addams: Resilience and adaptability. It's able to thrive in even the most hostile environments.

Bianca Barclay: But its mere presence can change the ecosystem, causing the established plants to reject it.

Wednesday Addams: Usually because the native species is allowed to thrive unchecked. Nothing a Weedwackercouldn't fix.

Bianca Barclay: You can most certainly try.

Xavier Thorpe: Are we still talking about flowers?

Marilyn Thornhill: Thank you, ladies, for those illuminating insights. Clearly the plants aren't the only carnivores in class today.

Wednesday Addams: Says the boy whose life was served on a silver platter.

Xavier Thorpe: Hey, girls in glass houses...

Wednesday Addams: Should throw bigger stones. At least I'm not an elitist snob.

Bianca Barclay: What are you? Alto, soprano or just loco?

(Wednesday opens her mouth, the glass breaks...)

Bianca Barclay: Huh? What was that?

Wednesday Addams: A note only dogs can hear.

Larissa Weems: No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy.

Wednesday Addams: The last person who tickled me lost a finger.

Larissa Weems: We want our students to be well-rounded.

Wednesday Addams: I'd prefer to remain sharp-edged.

Enid Sinclair (to Wednesday): Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day. Or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.

Enid Sinclair: Ms. Thornhill's just ordered pizza. Want to take a stab at being social?

Wednesday Addams: I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much.

Wednesday Addams: I witnessed his murder, Enid.

Enid Sinclair: It's just, we all saw him this morning. Very much, like, not dead.

Wednesday Addams: I know. Which leads me to believe I've been losing my mind. It's not nearly as fun as I had anticipated.

Enid Sinclair: This kitty is taking no prisoners. If Bianca Barclay wins again this year, I will literally scratch my own eyes out!

Wednesday Addams: I would pay money to see that.

Valerie Kinbott: Have you considered your antisocial tendencies might be motivated by fear of rejection?

Wednesday Addams: If you were to reject me, I would not be upset.

Valerie Kinbott: You can't get rid of me that easily.

Valerie Kinbott: Wednesday, Part of the reason your parents sent you to Nevermore is so you could find your people. Become part of a larger community.

Wednesday Addams: I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks.

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