Harold Jenkins: I was born on the same day as the Academy kids. I think I'm like them. I must be. I haven't quite figured out what my power is... yet. But maybe with your help, we can find out.
Reginald Hargreeves: You have no power. You never will have power. Now, go home.
Harold Jenkins: No, please. Just... I... You have to let me stay. I came all this way. Please don't make me go back.
Reginald Hargreeves: A little word of advice, my boy. Not everyone in this world can be powerful. Chasing something unattainable is a recipe for a lifetime of disappointment and resentment. So get off my property.
Number Five: So, the apocalypse is in three days. The only chance we have to save our world is, well, us.
Luther Hargreeves: The Umbrella Academy.
Number Five: Yeah, but with me, obviously. So if y'all don't get your sideshow acts together and get over yourselves, we're screwed. Who cares if Dad messed us up? Are we gonna let that define us?
Diego Hargreeves: You okay? Wow. This is a first. My brother Klaus is silent. Last time you were this quiet, we were 12. Ran down the stairs wearing Grace's heels, tripped over, and broke your jaw. How long was it wired shut again?
Klaus Hargreeves: Eight weeks.
Diego Hargreeves: Eight glorious weeks of bliss.
Hazel: What is so funny, you a**hole?
Klaus Hargreeves: Well, for one... you spent the last ten hours... beating me senseless, and... you've learned absolutely nothing. I mean, nobody tells me sh*t. The truth is, I'm the one person in that house nobody will even notice is gone. You a**holes kidnapped the wrong guy!