The Last of Us Quotes

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Henry: You think they'll be okay?

Joel Miller: Yeah, I think... it's easier when you're a kid anyway. You don't have anybody else relying on you. That's the hard part.

Henry: Well... I guess we're doing a good job then.

Joel Miller: What's that comic book say? "Endure and survive"?

Henry: I don't know what the next step is with something like this, but if I lower my gun... we didn't hurt you... so you don't hurt us... right?

Joel Miller: That's right.

Henry: That's a weird f**kin' tone, man.

Ellie Williams: That's just the way he sounds. He has an a$$hole voice.

Ellie Williams: Joel?

Joel Miller: Hm?

Ellie Williams: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

Joel Miller: What?

Ellie Williams: Yeah. It runs in your jeans.

Joel Miller (laughs): Jesus. That is so goddamn stupid.

Ellie Williams: You laughed, motherf**ker.

Joel Miller: I didn't laugh.

Ellie Williams: Yes, you did.

Joel Miller: Jesus, I'm losin' it.

Ellie Williams: You're losin' it big time.

(They keep laughing...)

Ellie Williams (about Tommy): What if you don't find him?

Joel Miller: I will.

Ellie Williams: How do you know?

Joel Miller: I'm persistent.

Ellie Williams: If you don't think there's hope for the world, why bother going on? I mean, you gotta try, right?

Joel Miller: You haven't seen the world, so you don't know. You keep goin' for family. That's about it.

Ellie Williams: I'm not family.

Joel Miller: No... you're cargo. And I made a promise to Tess. And she was like family.

Joel Miller: Tommy's what we used to call a "joiner." Dreams of becomin' a hero. So he enlisted in the Army right outta high school. A few months later, they ship him off to Desert Storm. It's what they called that war. It doesn't matter. Point is, bein' in the Army didn't make him feel much like a hero. Cut to 12 years later, outbreak happens. He convinces me to join a group makin' their way up to Boston, which I did... mostly to keep an eye on him, keep him alive. It's where we met Tess. And that whole crew, we, uh... Well, for what it was, it worked. And then Tommy meets Marlene. She talks him into joinin' the Fireflies. Same mistake he made when he was 18. Wants to save the world. Pipe dream. Him, Fireflies, all of 'em... delusional. 'Course, last I heard, he quit the Fireflies, too. So now he's on his own out there, and... I gotta go get him.

Ellie Williams: Ugh! The f**k is that?

Joel Miller: You don't like coffee?

Ellie Williams: Is that seriously what those Starbucks in the QZ used to sell?

Joel Miller: Well, theirs was a lot fresher than what Bill saved up, but, yeah, this is what they sold.

Ellie Williams: Smells like burnt sh*t.

(Ellie finds adult magazine in Bill's car...)

Ellie Williams: Got somethin' else. It's, uh... light on the reading, but it has some interesting pictures.

Joel Miller: Oh. No, no, no. Put that back. That's not for kids. Ellie.

Ellie Williams: How would he even walk around with that thing?

Joel Miller: Please get rid of it.

Ellie Williams: Hold your horses. I wanna see what all the fuss is about. Why are all these pages stuck together?

Joel Miller: Uhh... the...

Ellie Williams: I'm just f**kin' with ya.

(Ellie is reading Bill's letter to Joel...)

Bill: Anyway... I never liked you, but still, it's like we're friends... almost. And I respect you. So, I'm gonna tell you something because you're probably the only person who will understand. I used to hate the world, and I was happy when everyone died. But I was wrong because there was one person worth saving. That's what I did. I saved him. Then I protected him. That's why men like you and me are here. We have a job to do. And God help any motherf**kers who stand in our way.

(Bill mixed in pills into the wine they drunk...)

Bill: This isn't the tragic suicide at the end of the play. I'm old. I'm satisfied. And you were my purpose.

Frank: I do not support this. I should be furious. But from an objective point of view... it's incredibly romantic.

(Frank explains how he wants to end his life...)

Frank: Do you love me?

Bill: Yes.

Frank: Then love me the way I want you to.

Frank (to Bill): I'm not gonna give you the "every day was a wonderful gift from God" speech. I've had a lotta bad days. I've had bad days with you, too. But I've had... more good days with you than with anyone else. Just give me one more good day.

Bill (to Frank): I was never afraid before you showed up.

Bill: I'm sorry.

Frank: For what?

Bill: Gettin' older faster than you.

Frank: Ah, I like you older. Older means we're still here.

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