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(Joel and Tess come to Bill and Frank's for the first time, Bill keeps his gun pointed at them...)

Frank (to Bill): Can you not, please?

Joel Miller: I'm the same way.

Frank: Oh, you're a paranoid schizophrenic, too?

Bill: I'm not schizophrenic.

Frank: We're gonna make friends, and we will invite them to visit.

Bill: We don't have friends, Frank. We will never have friends because there are no friends to be had.

Frank: Well, I've actually been talking to a nice woman on the radio.

Bill: You what?!

Frank (to Bill): Paying attention to things it's how we show love. This is my street, too. Just... just let me love it the way I want to.

Frank: So, who's the girl? Girl you're singing about?

Bill: There is no girl.

Frank: I know. (kisses Bill)

Joel Miller: About a week after Outbreak Day, soldiers... went through the countryside, evacuated the small towns. Told you you were goin' to a QZ, and you were... if there was room. If there wasn't...

Ellie Williams: These people weren't sick?

Joel Miller: No, probably not.

Ellie Williams: Why kill them? Why not just leave 'em be?

Joel Miller: Dead people can't be infected.

Joel Miller: There's stuff up there you shouldn't see.

Ellie Williams: Well, now I have to see.

Joel Miller: I don't want you to. Serious. Ellie!

Ellie Williams: Can it hurt me?

Joel Miller: No.

Ellie Williams: You're too honest, man. Should've said axe murderer.

Ellie Williams: How did it even start? If you have to get bit to be infected, then who bit the first person? Was it a monkey? I bet it was a monkey.

Joel Miller: It wasn't a monkey. I thought you went to school.

Ellie Williams: FEDRA school. They don't teach us how their sh*tty government failed to prevent a pandemic.

Joel Miller: No one knows for sure, but, best guess... Cordyceps mutated. And some of it got into the food supply. Probably a basic ingredient like flour or sugar. There were certain brands of food that were sold everywhere, all across the country, across the world. Bread, cereal... pancake mix. You eat enough of it, it'll get you infected. So the tainted food all hits the store shelves around the same time, Thursday. People bought it, ate some Thursday night or Friday morning. Day goes on... they started to get sick. Afternoon, evening, they got worse. Then they started bitin'. Friday night, September 26, 2003. And by Monday, everything was gone.

Ellie Williams: It makes more sense than monkeys. Thanks.

Ellie Williams: Is there anything bad in here?

Joel Miller: Just you.

Ellie Williams: Ah. Getting funnier.

Ellie Williams: How'd you get that scar on your head? What? Is it something lame? Like you fell down the stairs or something?

Joel Miller: I didn't fall down any stairs.

Ellie Williams: Okay, so what then?

Joel Miller: Someone shot at me and missed.

Ellie Williams: See, that's cool.

Tess Servopoulos: Joel... save who you can save.

Tess Servopoulos: I, I never ask you for anything, not to feel the way I felt.

Joel Miller: No.

Tess Servopoulos: Not to... Shut the f**k up 'cause I don't have time. This is your chance. You get her there... you keep her alive... and you set everything right. All the sh*t we did. Please say yes, Joel, please.

(After Ellie saw clickers for the first time and they've escaped...)

Ellie Williams: Over there? (asking if she should go across the makeshift bridge)

Joel Miller: Yeah, I know. It looks scary.

Ellie Williams: That was scary. This is wood.

Ellie Williams: Can I have a gun?

Joel Miller: Absolutely not.

Tess Servopoulos: No.

Ellie Williams: Okay, Jesus. Fine. I'll have to throw a f**kin' sandwich at them.

Tess Servopoulos: Why are you so important to Marlene? And don't lie to me or we'll take you back.

Ellie Williams: She told me not to tell anybody, and now I'm telling the first people that I... There's a Firefly base camp somewhere out west... with doctors. They're working on a cure.