The Last of Us Quotes

Ellie Williams: Joel?

Joel Miller: Hm?

Ellie Williams: Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

Joel Miller: What?

Ellie Williams: Yeah. It runs in your jeans.

Joel Miller (laughs): Jesus. That is so goddamn stupid.

Ellie Williams: You laughed, motherf**ker.

Joel Miller: I didn’t laugh.

Ellie Williams: Yes, you did.

Joel Miller: Jesus, I’m losin’ it.

Ellie Williams: You’re losin’ it big time.

(They keep laughing…)

Ellie Williams (about Tommy): What if you don’t find him?

Joel Miller: I will.

Ellie Williams: How do you know?

Joel Miller: I’m persistent.

Ellie Williams: If you don’t think there’s hope for the world, why bother going on? I mean, you gotta try, right?

Joel Miller: You haven’t seen the world, so you don’t know. You keep goin’ for family. That’s about it.

Ellie Williams: I’m not family.

Joel Miller: No… you’re cargo. And I made a promise to Tess. And she was like family.

Ellie Williams: Ugh! The f**k is that?

Joel Miller: You don’t like coffee?

Ellie Williams: Is that seriously what those Starbucks in the QZ used to sell?

Joel Miller: Well, theirs was a lot fresher than what Bill saved up, but, yeah, this is what they sold.

Ellie Williams: Smells like burnt sh*t.

(Ellie finds adult magazine in Bill’s car…)

Ellie Williams: Got somethin’ else. It’s, uh… light on the reading, but it has some interesting pictures.

Joel Miller: Oh. No, no, no. Put that back. That’s not for kids. Ellie.

Ellie Williams: How would he even walk around with that thing?

Joel Miller: Please get rid of it.

Ellie Williams: Hold your horses. I wanna see what all the fuss is about. Why are all these pages stuck together?

Joel Miller: Uhh… the…

Ellie Williams: I’m just f**kin’ with ya.