The Big Bang Theory Quotes

Amy Farrah Fowler: It is the emergency pep talk you made when you were a kid.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, that. I was saving it for the day they stop making Star Wars movies. I don’t think that’s ever gonna happen.

Amy Farrah Fowler: How long has it been since you’ve seen it?

Sheldon Cooper: Not since the day I recorded it. No, I had just watched Back to the Future II, where Marty McFly gets a glimpse of his future self and that got me thinking, the day may come where I needed my help, like they did with that movie. That was not great.

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Leonard Hofstadter: I have something that might help. It’s-it’s a recording of the only person whose opinion Sheldon actually respects.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Hawking? Feynman?

Leonard Hofstadter: No, himself. It’s a pep talk he made when he was a kid. He gave it to me years ago and told me to save it for a real emergency.

Penny Hofstadter: What? You didn’t break it out when he declared his room a sovereign nation and waged a trade war against us?

Leonard Hofstadter: His major export is talking. I didn’t want that anyway.

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(Penny explains to others what not to say infront of Amy and Sheldon to not make them upset…)

Penny Hofstadter: We should just try and avoid anything that makes them think of their project or science or Nobel Prizes or successes or failures.

(Amy and Sheldon walk in…)

Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you guys doing?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Nothing.

Sheldon Cooper: Nothing? Like what my career has come to? Thanks a lot.

(Sheldon storms out of the room)

Howard Wolowitz: Nice going.

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Rajesh Koothrappali: You can’t just fund your own project.

Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, it turns out I can, and I did.

Sheldon Cooper: Interesting. What about not wanting everybody to be mad at you?

Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I realized that, no matter what decision I made, people were gonna be mad at me. And this way, I get a laser.

Sheldon Cooper: That is the most selfish thing you’ve ever done. I’m proud of you.

Leonard Hofstadter: And I don’t care.

Sheldon Cooper: Yes, you do.

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, I do.

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Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x07 | Rajesh Koothrappali: You can't just fund your own project. Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, it turns out I can, and I did. Sheldon Cooper: Interesting. What about not wanting everybody to be mad at you? Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I realized that, no matter what decision I made, people were gonna be mad at me. And this way, I get a laser. Sheldon Cooper: That is the most selfish thing you've ever done. I'm proud of you. Leonard Hofstadter: And I don't care. Sheldon Cooper: Yes, you do. Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, I do.

Leonard Hofstadter: So, I’ve narrowed it down to three worthwhile projects, but I only have the money to fund one of them. Lucky for you, I have a solution.

President Siebert: I can’t wait.

Leonard Hofstadter: You free up more money and I fund all of them.

President Siebert: Mm, no.

Leonard Hofstadter: Or… hear me out… yes. That way, e-everybody’s happy.

President Siebert: You can’t make everybody happy.

Leonard Hofstadter: I think I can.

President Siebert: You can’t.

Leonard Hofstadter: Well, actually…

President Siebert: You’re making me unhappy.

Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, what would you do?

President Siebert: I’d find some sap and put him in charge so I wouldn’t have to be the bad guy.

Leonard Hofstadter: That’s a really good ide… Oh.

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