(Mother is dropping a kid for Debbie to babysit...) Mother (to Fiona): Her nose has been running, but I think it's just the glue that Jeff's been using on the new kitchen linoleum. Bye, baby. Oh, and please, no gluten. Debbie Gallagher: Gluten? Fiona Gallagher: Who knows.
(Mother is dropping a kid for Debbie to babysit...)
Mother (to Fiona): Her nose has been running, but I think it's just the glue that Jeff's been using on the new kitchen linoleum. Bye, baby. Oh, and please, no gluten.
Debbie Gallagher: Gluten?
Fiona Gallagher: Who knows.
(Lip leaves to see Karen...) Mandy Milkovich: Karen Jackson? After that thing with your dad? Lip Gallagher: I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste, just in case.
(Lip leaves to see Karen...)
Mandy Milkovich: Karen Jackson? After that thing with your dad?
Lip Gallagher: I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste, just in case.
(Fiona puts her ankle behind her head and sings while Steve is taking a video of her) Debbie Gallagher: Am I going to have to learn how to do that when I start having sex? Fiona Gallagher: This has nothing to do with sex. Debbie Gallagher: Then it's even weirder.
(Fiona puts her ankle behind her head and sings while Steve is taking a video of her)
Debbie Gallagher: Am I going to have to learn how to do that when I start having sex?
Fiona Gallagher: This has nothing to do with sex.
Debbie Gallagher: Then it's even weirder.
Lip Gallagher: Mandy... Mandy Milkovich: Lip. Lip Gallagher: It's a nice outfit. What is that... uh, pirate wench? Mandy Milkovich: You like?
Lip Gallagher: Mandy...
Mandy Milkovich: Lip.
Lip Gallagher: It's a nice outfit. What is that... uh, pirate wench?
Mandy Milkovich: You like?
Simon: I got a signed first edition of Harry Potter. Debbie Gallagher: Overrated. Made a better movie than a book. And now with all those kid actors grown up, they're scarier looking than the villains.
Simon: I got a signed first edition of Harry Potter.
Debbie Gallagher: Overrated. Made a better movie than a book. And now with all those kid actors grown up, they're scarier looking than the villains.
Doctor: Uh, we'd like you to participate in our medical study. Frank Gallagher: Your what? Doctor: In my whole career, I've never seen such a spectacular display of alcoholism. Frank Gallagher: Thank you. Doctor: Would you be able to abstain from alcohol for two weeks? Frank Gallagher: No. Doctor: We could offer you $3,000. Frank Gallagher: Yes.
Doctor: Uh, we'd like you to participate in our medical study.
Frank Gallagher: Your what?
Doctor: In my whole career, I've never seen such a spectacular display of alcoholism.
Frank Gallagher: Thank you.
Doctor: Would you be able to abstain from alcohol for two weeks?
Frank Gallagher: No.
Doctor: We could offer you $3,000.
Frank Gallagher: Yes.
(After Linda found out about Ian and Kash...) Ian Gallagher: I'm sorry. Linda: You're not fired. My opinion? You could do better.
(After Linda found out about Ian and Kash...)
Ian Gallagher: I'm sorry.
Linda: You're not fired. My opinion? You could do better.
Ian Gallagher: Linda, I just got your message. What's up? (Linda punches Ian) Linda: That's for screwing my husband! Kash: What are you gonna tell the kids? Linda: I'm not. Kash: What about my mom? Linda: You b*stard! What about me? Kash: Do you want me to go? Linda: Wh... Where does that leave me? Starting over? I'm a white Muslim.
Ian Gallagher: Linda, I just got your message. What's up?
(Linda punches Ian)
Linda: That's for screwing my husband!
Kash: What are you gonna tell the kids?
Linda: I'm not.
Kash: What about my mom?
Linda: You b*stard! What about me?
Kash: Do you want me to go?
Linda: Wh... Where does that leave me? Starting over? I'm a white Muslim.
Mickey Milkovich (to Ian): Kiss me, and I'll cut your f**king tongue out.
(Sheila is taking out Karen's old toys for Liam and gives him a choice between a baby doll and a Barbie) Sheila Jackson: Ooh, which one do you like better... the baby or the wh*re? Which one, sweet baby? (Liam takes the Barbie) The wh*re, okay.
(Sheila is taking out Karen's old toys for Liam and gives him a choice between a baby doll and a Barbie)
Sheila Jackson: Ooh, which one do you like better... the baby or the wh*re? Which one, sweet baby? (Liam takes the Barbie) The wh*re, okay.
Karen Jackson: Hey, Louise got an "A" on the paper you wrote for her English class. How do you keep doing that? Lip Gallagher: Well, to master the art of the book report, you just take any novel, no matter when it was written, and you argue that the main character is a latent homosexual. No, seriously. Seriously. Now, most English teachers are either gay and agree, or they're straight, but too scared to disagree and get labeled as intolerant.
Karen Jackson: Hey, Louise got an "A" on the paper you wrote for her English class. How do you keep doing that?
Lip Gallagher: Well, to master the art of the book report, you just take any novel, no matter when it was written, and you argue that the main character is a latent homosexual. No, seriously. Seriously. Now, most English teachers are either gay and agree, or they're straight, but too scared to disagree and get labeled as intolerant.
Kevin Ball: I thought you didn't want to have any kids. Veronica Fisher: Based on what? Kevin Ball: You saying how much you hate 'em. Veronica Fisher: Yeah, other people's. But I might not mind having a baby Kev runnin' round. Kevin Ball: A little "tomorrow person"? Fiona Gallagher: What? Kevin Ball: That's what I call little mixed-race babies: Tomorrow people. Little people of tomorrow.
Kevin Ball: I thought you didn't want to have any kids.
Veronica Fisher: Based on what?
Kevin Ball: You saying how much you hate 'em.
Veronica Fisher: Yeah, other people's. But I might not mind having a baby Kev runnin' round.
Kevin Ball: A little "tomorrow person"?
Fiona Gallagher: What?
Kevin Ball: That's what I call little mixed-race babies: Tomorrow people. Little people of tomorrow.
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