Fiona Gallagher: Carl, we’re serious. The stakes are really, really high. We love you, and we need you in this family. In this house. You need to stop biting and punching and hurting people.
Carl Gallagher: Well, how else do I make them cry?
Lip Gallagher: Gossip and slander.
Steve: You know, when I get really angry, I usually just count to ten.
Lip Gallagher: Hey, little man, tell you what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna get you some pads and some skates. Get you out on the ice. You can take your frustrations out with a hockey stick.
Ian Gallagher: Yeah. You can come to karate with me. Remember when I broke Kyle Boozlee’s leg? It took three pins to put it back together, huh?
Debbie Gallagher: You can’t beat karate when it comes to regulated, sanctioned violence for children.
