The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017) Quotes

Darius Kincaid: I’ll do my thing. You know when I want some sh*t to pop, it pops. Like that shot through that tittie-small window on Kurosawa’s plane.

Michael Bryce: That’s enough. Okay, that’s enough out of you.

Darius Kincaid: Show me the face you made when that sh*t went down.

Michael Bryce: That still stings.

Darius Kincaid: I know you wasn’t expecting that sh*t to happen.

Michael Bryce: Yeah, I was expecting you to blow my client’s head off.

Darius Kincaid: Did you have that Home Alone face thingy, like…?

Darius Kincaid: You’re welcome.

Michael Bryce: For what?

Darius Kincaid: I got you a front row seat to the Roussel show, and I got you that all-access backstage pass to that a$$ you’ve been wanting so bad.

Michael Bryce: You did what?

Darius Kincaid: You jumped out of the car, I gave her the 411 on you.

Michael Bryce: I didn’t jump out of the… I went through the f**king windshield.

Darius Kincaid: Oh, semantics.

Darius Kincaid (about Sonia): When she severed that dude’s carotid artery with a beer bottle, I knew. I knew right then. We slow danced all night.

Michael Bryce: She sounds like she’s gonna make a good mother someday.

Michael Bryce: Why is everything always about love with you?

Darius Kincaid: Well, what else is there? I mean, take away the guns, the money, the travel, the perfect shot through a motherf*cker’s earhole from 300 meters. I mean, none of that sh*t means d*ck if I can’t tell Sonia about it.

Michael Bryce: Well, I guess Amelia’s just not as special as Sonia. She sounds great.

Darius Kincaid: What, she cheat on you?

Michael Bryce: No.

Darius Kincaid: Try to kill you?

Michael Bryce: No.

Darius Kincaid: ‘Cause Sonia chopped off part of my ear with a machete one time. She sewed it back on, but… it was two, three days before our sh*t got real again.