Michael Bryce Quotes

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Michael Bryce (to Kincaid and Sonia): Can we just acknowledge that not only are we safe, this really feels like a new beg... (gets shot by tranquilizer darts)

Michael Bryce (to Interpol guys): Are you ready to get your freak on?

Darius Kincaid: What?

Michael Bryce: That came out wrong. Not together, with us. That also came out wrong.

(Kincaid's peptalk to Bryce...)

Darius Kincaid: Now repeat after me. I'm unlicensed.

Michael Bryce: I'm unlicensed, and that's terrible.

(Kincaid hits him)

Darius Kincaid: Louder!

Michael Bryce: I'm unlicensed and I don't give a...!

Darius Kincaid: Now let's go do what we do and blow some things up.

Interpol guy: They're planning a full-scale cyber attack. Do not screw this up.

Michael Bryce: Oh, we are definitely gonna screw this up.

Sonia Kincaid: I would make a great mother. Don't you think?

Michael Bryce: I think you, yes. Oh my god, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host.

Sonia Kincaid: Thank you. It must be your powerful asexuality that makes you such a good listener.

Sonia Kincaid: I need you to protect us. We're trying to have a baby.

Michael Bryce: May god have mercy on our souls.

Darius Kincaid: I'll do my thing. You know when I want some sh*t to pop, it pops. Like that shot through that tittie-small window on Kurosawa's plane.

Michael Bryce: That's enough. Okay, that's enough out of you.

Darius Kincaid: Show me the face you made when that sh*t went down.

Michael Bryce: That still stings.

Darius Kincaid: I know you wasn't expecting that sh*t to happen.

Michael Bryce: Yeah, I was expecting you to blow my client's head off.

Darius Kincaid: Did you have that Home Alone face thingy, like...?

Darius Kincaid: You're welcome.

Michael Bryce: For what?

Darius Kincaid: I got you a front row seat to the Roussel show, and I got you that all-access backstage pass to that a$$ you've been wanting so bad.

Michael Bryce: You did what?

Darius Kincaid: You jumped out of the car, I gave her the 411 on you.

Michael Bryce: I didn't jump out of the... I went through the f**king windshield.

Darius Kincaid: Oh, semantics.

Michael Bryce (to Kincaid): Why are we always yelling!?

Darius Kincaid (about Sonia): When she severed that dude's carotid artery with a beer bottle, I knew. I knew right then. We slow danced all night.

Michael Bryce: She sounds like she's gonna make a good mother someday.

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