Tony Stark (Iron Man) Quotes

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Steve Rogers: Sorry for barging in on you.

Tony Stark: Yeah, we would've called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.

Ultron: Finance is so weird. But I always say, "Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which."

Ulysses Klaue: Stark.

Ultron: What?

Ulysses Klaue: Tony Stark used to say that. To me. You're one of his.

Ultron: What? I'm not... I'm not. You think I'm one of Stark's puppets? His hollow men? I mean, look at me. Do I look like Iron Man? Stark is nothing! (Cuts off Ulysses' arm) I'm sorry. I'm... I'm sure that's gonna be okay. I'm sorry. It's just that I don't understand. Don't compare me with Stark! It's a thing with me. Stark is... He's a sickness!

Tony Stark: Ah, Junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.

Ultron: If I have to.

Ultron: How could you be worthy? You're all killers.

Steve Rogers: Stark.

Tony Stark: Jarvis?

Ultron: I'm sorry, I was asleep. Or I was a-dream.

Tony Stark: Reboot Legionnaire OS. We got a buggy suit.

Ultron: There was this terrible noise. And I was tangled in... In... Strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.

Steve Rogers: You killed someone?

Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world, we're faced with ugly choices.

Thor: Who sent you?

(Ultron plays a recording of Tony's voice: "I see a suit of armor around the world.")

Bruce Banner: Ultron.

Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.

Natasha Romanoff: What mission?

Ultron: Peace in our time.

(Some fighting later...)

Ultron: That was dramatic. I'm sorry, I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through. You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve? With these? These puppets. There's only one path to peace. The Avengers' extinction. (Thor breaks Ultron's suit) I had strings, but now I'm free.

Maria Hill: Where are the ladies, gentlemen?

Tony Stark: Ms. Potts has a company to run.

Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.

Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.

Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.

Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be busy, because they would hate missing you guys get together. (pretends to sneeze while saying the word): Testosterone! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.

Thor: But Jane's better.

Tony Stark: We can only do it while we have the scepter here. That's three days. Give me three days.

Bruce Banner: So you're going for artificial intelligence, and you don't want to tell the team?

Tony Stark: Right. That's right. You know why? Because we don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear "the man was not meant to meddle" medley. I see a suit of armor around the world.

Bruce Banner: Sounds like a cold world, Tony.

Tony Stark: I've seen colder. This one, this very vulnerable blue one, it needs Ultron. Peace in our time. Imagine that.

Tony Stark: Helen, I expect to see you at the party on Saturday.

Helen Cho: Unlike you, I don't have a lot of time for parties. Will Thor be there?

Tony Stark: He's flat-lining. Call it. Time?

Clint Barton: No, no, no, I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna be made of plastic.

Tony Stark: Here's your beverage.

Helen Cho: You'll be made of you, Mr. Barton. Your own girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.

Clint Barton: I don't have a girlfriend.

Helen Cho: That I can't fix.

Bruce Banner: How's he doing?

Tony Stark: Unfortunately, he's still Barton.

Bruce Banner: That's terrible.

Tony Stark: He's fine. He's thirsty.

Maria Hill: Lab's all set up, boss.

Tony Stark: Actually, he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything and make everyone look cooler.

Tony Stark: Guys, stop. We gotta talk this through. (shoots them all) It was a good talk.

Bad guy: No, it wasn't.

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