Tony Stark (Iron Man) Quotes

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Scott Lang: Who are these guys?

Tony Stark: They are S.H.I.E.L.D. Well, actually Hydra, but we didn't know that yet.

Scott Lang: Seriously? You didn't? I mean, they look like bad guys.

Loki (2012): If it's all the same to you... I'll have that drink now.

Tony Stark (2012): All right, get him on his feet. We can all stand around posing up a storm later. By the way, feel free to clean up.

(Tony gives Steve his shield back...)

Steve Rogers: Tony, I don't know...

Tony Stark: Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly, I have to get it out the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.

Steve Rogers: Thank you, Tony.

Tony Stark: Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team.

Scott Lang: Somebody peed my pants. But I don't know if it was "baby" me or "old" me. Or, just "me" me.

Bruce Banner: Time travel! What? I... I see this as an absolute win.

(Later...)

Tony Stark: Why the long face? Let me guess, he turned into a baby.

Steve Rogers: Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here?

Tony Stark: It's the EPR paradox. Instead of pushing Lang through time, you might've wound up pushing time through Lang.

(Tony figures out how to travel in time...)

Tony Stark: Sh*t!

Morgan Stark: Sh*t!

Tony Stark: What are you doing up, little miss?

Morgan Stark: Sh*t.

Tony Stark: Nope. We don't say that. Only Mommy says that word. She coined it. It belongs to her.

Morgan Stark: Why are you up?

Tony Stark: 'Cause I got some important sh*t going on here! Why do you think? No, I got something on my mind. I got something on my mind.

Morgan Stark: Was it juice pops?

Tony Stark: Sure was. That's extortion. That's a word. What kind you want? Great minds think alike. Juice Pops exactly was on my mind.

Tony Stark: Well, it's time for me to tap out. Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book. Build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up.

Steve Rogers: The simple life.

Tony Stark: You'll get there one day.

Steve Rogers: I don't know. Family, stability... The guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago. I think someone else came out.

Tony Stark: Romanoff. You and Banner better not be playing "hide the zucchini."

Natasha Romanoff: Relax, shellhead. Not all of us can fly. What's the drill?

Tony Stark: This is the drill. If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose.

Thor: Is that the best you can do?

(Ultron calls in his androids)

Steve Rogers: You had to ask.

Ultron: This is the best I can do. This is exactly what I wanted. All of you against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?

Tony Stark: Well, like the old man said... (looks at Steve) together.

Tony Stark: We can create Ultron's perfect self without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality. We have to.

Jarvis: I believe it's worth a go.

Bruce Banner: I'm in a loop! I'm caught in a time loop. This is exactly where it all went wrong.

Tony Stark: I know. I know. I know what everyone's gonna say. But they're already saying it. We're mad scientists. We're monsters, buddy. We've gotta own it. Make a stand. It's not a loop. It's the end of the line.

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