Tony Stark (Iron Man) Quotes

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Steve Rogers: We won.

Tony Stark: All right, yay! Hurray. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.

Thor: We're not finished yet.

Tony Stark: And then shawarma after.

Steve Rogers: Is he breathing?

(Hulk roars at Tony)

Tony Stark: What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.

Tony Stark: Tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you. (a giant Chitauri is following him)

Natasha Romanoff: I don't see how that's a party.

Steve Rogers: Dr Banner. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.

Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.

Steve Rogers: Loki needs a power source. If we can put together a list...

Tony Stark: He made it personal.

Steve Rogers: That's not the point.

Tony Stark: That is the point. That's Loki's point. He hit us all right where we live. Why?

Steve Rogers: To tear us apart.

Tony Stark: Yeah, divide and conquer is great but he knows he has to take us out to win, right? That's what he wants. He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience.

Steve Rogers: Right. I caught his act in Stuttgart.

Tony Stark: Yeah, that was just previews. This is opening night. And Loki, he's a full-tilt diva, right? He wants flowers, he wants parades. He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered... Son of a b*tch.

Tony Stark: You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

(A moment later...)

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?

Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Steve Rogers: You think Fury's hiding something?

Tony Stark: He's a spy. Captain, he's "the" spy. His secrets have secrets.

Tony Stark: Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails. That man is playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. (covers one of his eyes) How does Fury even see these?

Maria Hill: He turns.

Tony Stark: Sounds exhausting.

Thor: Do not touch me again.

Tony Stark: Then don't take my stuff.

Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.

Tony Stark: Shakespeare in the Park? Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?

Thor: This is beyond you, metal man.

Tony Stark (to Loki): Make your move, Reindeer Games. (he raises his arms to surrender) Good move.

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