Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
Korg: Doug has. Doug! Our luck, Doug's dead. That's right. Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes.
Thor: What about you? You're made of rocks.
Korg: Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone.
Thor: How'd you end up in here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. But I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?
Grandmaster: Who are you?
Thor: I am the God of Thunder!
Grandmaster: Wow. Wow... I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that like... sparkles?
Thor: I suppose I'll need my brother back.
Doctor Strange: Oh. Yeah. Right.
Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!
Fan (to Thor): Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
Thor (to Loki): She didn't dump me, you know. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.
Loki: How was I supposed to know? Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why do you dress like one?
Thor: To be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B, where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard's vault.
Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do.
Thor: I've been having these terrible dreams of late. Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins. And you, Surtur, are at the center of all of them.
Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard. The great prophecy...
Thor: (starts rotating) Hang on. Hang on. I'll be back around shortly. I really feel like we were connecting there. Okay, so Ragnarok. Tell me about that. Walk me through it.
Surtur: My time has come. When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame, I shall be restored to my full might. I will tower over the mountains, and bury my sword deep in Asgard's...
Thor: (starts rotating again) Hang on. Give it a second. I swear, I'm not even moving. It's just doing this on its own. I'm really sorry.
Thor: Now, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody. It's a long story, but basically, I'm a bit of a hero. See, I spent some time on Earth... Fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things. Didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction, which led me all the way here into this cage, where I met you. (Talking to skeleton)