Thor (to Valkyrie): Keep drinking, keep hiding. But me... I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because that's what... Because that's what heroes do.
Thor (to Valkyrie): My God, you're a Valkyrie. I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out that you were all women.
Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
Korg: Doug has. Doug! Our luck, Doug's dead. That's right. Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes.
Thor: What about you? You're made of rocks.
Korg: Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone.
Thor: How'd you end up in here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. But I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?
Grandmaster: Who are you?
Thor: I am the God of Thunder!
Grandmaster: Wow. Wow... I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that like... sparkles?
Thor: I suppose I'll need my brother back.
Doctor Strange: Oh. Yeah. Right.
Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!
Fan (to Thor): Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
Thor (to Loki): She didn't dump me, you know. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.
Loki: How was I supposed to know? Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why do you dress like one?