Tony Stark: Romanoff. You and Banner better not be playing "hide the zucchini."
Natasha Romanoff: Relax, shellhead. Not all of us can fly. What's the drill?
Tony Stark: This is the drill. If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose.
Thor: Is that the best you can do?
(Ultron calls in his androids)
Steve Rogers: You had to ask.
Ultron: This is the best I can do. This is exactly what I wanted. All of you against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?
Tony Stark: Well, like the old man said... (looks at Steve) together.
Ultron: You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is life in my breast... I am running out of things to say! Are you ready?
(Vision hits Ultron with Thor's hammer)
Vision: It's terribly well-balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing, so...
Maria Hill: Where are the ladies, gentlemen?
Tony Stark: Ms. Potts has a company to run.
Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be busy, because they would hate missing you guys get together. (pretends to sneeze while saying the word): Testosterone! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.
Thor: But Jane's better.
(Rhodey is telling a story to Thor and Tony)
Rhodey: The suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, fly it right up to the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. You looking for this?" "Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else, that story kills.
Thor: That's the whole story?
Rhodey: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.
Thor: It's very good, then. It's impressive.
Rhodey: Quality save.
Steve Rogers: We won.
Tony Stark: All right, yay! Hurray. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.
Thor: We're not finished yet.
Tony Stark: And then shawarma after.