Maria Hill: Where are the ladies, gentlemen?
Tony Stark: Ms. Potts has a company to run.
Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.
Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.
Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.
Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be busy, because they would hate missing you guys get together. (pretends to sneeze while saying the word): Testosterone! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.
Thor: But Jane's better.
(Rhodey is telling a story to Thor and Tony)
Rhodey: The suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, fly it right up to the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. You looking for this?" "Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else, that story kills.
Thor: That's the whole story?
Rhodey: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.
Thor: It's very good, then. It's impressive.
Rhodey: Quality save.
Thor: Looks like they're lining up.
Steve Rogers: Well, they're excited.
(Thor hits Steve's shield with his hammer making a wave that hits all the lined up bad guys)
Steve Rogers: We won.
Tony Stark: All right, yay! Hurray. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.
Thor: We're not finished yet.
Tony Stark: And then shawarma after.
Thor: No! (Tries to catch Loki, but it's just his duplicate that disappears)
Loki: Are you ever not going to fall for that?
Nick Fury: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube. And I would like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.
Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand.
Steve Rogers: I do. I understood that reference.
Thor: Do not touch me again.
Tony Stark: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Tony Stark: Shakespeare in the Park? Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man.