Thor Odinson Quotes

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Ultron: How could you be worthy? You're all killers.

Steve Rogers: Stark.

Tony Stark: Jarvis?

Ultron: I'm sorry, I was asleep. Or I was a-dream.

Tony Stark: Reboot Legionnaire OS. We got a buggy suit.

Ultron: There was this terrible noise. And I was tangled in... In... Strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.

Steve Rogers: You killed someone?

Ultron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world, we're faced with ugly choices.

Thor: Who sent you?

(Ultron plays a recording of Tony's voice: "I see a suit of armor around the world.")

Bruce Banner: Ultron.

Ultron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.

Natasha Romanoff: What mission?

Ultron: Peace in our time.

(Some fighting later...)

Ultron: That was dramatic. I'm sorry, I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through. You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve? With these? These puppets. There's only one path to peace. The Avengers' extinction. (Thor breaks Ultron's suit) I had strings, but now I'm free.

Maria Hill: Where are the ladies, gentlemen?

Tony Stark: Ms. Potts has a company to run.

Thor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the Convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.

Tony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on Earth. It's pretty exciting.

Thor: There's even talk of Jane getting a Nobel Prize.

Maria Hill: Yeah, they must be busy, because they would hate missing you guys get together. (pretends to sneeze while saying the word): Testosterone! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.

Thor: But Jane's better.

(Rhodey is telling a story to Thor and Tony)

Rhodey: The suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, fly it right up to the general's palace, drop it at his feet. I'm, like, "Boom. You looking for this?" "Boom. Are you looking for..." Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else, that story kills.

Thor: That's the whole story?

Rhodey: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.

Thor: It's very good, then. It's impressive.

Rhodey: Quality save.

Thor: Looks like they're lining up.

Steve Rogers: Well, they're excited.

(Thor hits Steve's shield with his hammer making a wave that hits all the lined up bad guys)

Steve Rogers: We won.

Tony Stark: All right, yay! Hurray. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.

Thor: We're not finished yet.

Tony Stark: And then shawarma after.

Thor: No! (Tries to catch Loki, but it's just his duplicate that disappears)

Loki: Are you ever not going to fall for that?

Bruce Banner: I'd like to know why S.H.I.E.L.D. is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.

Nick Fury: Because of him.

Thor: Me?

Nick Fury: Last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that levelled a small town. We learned that not only are we not alone but we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned.

Thor: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.

Nick Fury: But you're not the only people out there, are you? And you're not the only threat. The world's filling up with people who can't be matched, that can't be controlled.

Steve Rogers: Like you controlled the Cube?

Thor: Your work with the Tesseract is what drew Loki to it, and his allies. It is a signal to all the realms that the Earth is ready for a higher form of war.

Nick Fury: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube. And I would like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.

Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand.

Steve Rogers: I do. I understood that reference.

Thor: Do not touch me again.

Tony Stark: Then don't take my stuff.

Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.

Tony Stark: Shakespeare in the Park? Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?

Thor: This is beyond you, metal man.

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