Ross Geller Quotes

Chandler Bing (on the phone with his boss): Hey, Mr. Costilick. How’s life on the 15th floor? Yeah, I miss you too. It’s a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. That’s very generous. But this isn’t about the money. I need something more than a job. I need something I really care ab… That’s on top of the year-end bonus?

Ross and Joey: Dream! Your dream!

Chandler Bing: Look, Al, I’m not playing hardball here, okay? This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! Stop saying numbers! I’m telling you, you’ve got the wrong guy! You’ve got the wrong guy! I’ll see you Monday!

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Joey Tribbiani: It’s never gonna happen…

Ross Geller: What?

Joey Tribbiani: You and Rachel.

Ross Geller: What? Me and Ra? Why not?

Joey Tribbiani: Because you waited too long to make your move… and now you’re in the friendzone.

Ross Geller: No no no. I’m not in the zone.

Joey Tribbiani: No, Ross. You’re mayor of the zone.

Ross Geller: Look, I’m taking my time, all right? I’m laying the groundwork. Every day I get a just little bit closer to a…

Joey Tribbiani: Priesthood!

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Ross Geller: Come on. Seriously, Joey, what’s the part?

(Joey mumbles something)

Rachel Green: You’re…. What?

Joey Tribbiani: I’m his butt double, okay? I play Al Pacino’s butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then… I’m his butt.

Monica Geller: Oh, my God!

Joey Tribbiani: Come on, you guys. It’s a real movie and Al Pacino’s in it, that’s big!

Chandler Bing: It’s terrific. You deserve this. After years of struggling you’ve cracked your way into show business.

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