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Ross Geller: Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come... Come here, Marcel.

Rachel Green: Oh, no. Not in my room. I'll get him.

Monica Geller: You've got to do something about the humping.

Ross Geller: What? It's just a phase.

Chandler Bing: Well, that's what we said about Joey.

(Ross is doing a crossword...)

Ross Geller: "Heating device."

Phoebe Buffay: Radiator.

Ross Geller: Five letters.

Phoebe Buffay: "Rdtor."

Monica Geller: There's some creep out there with a telescope.

Ross Geller: I can't believe it. He's looking right at us.

Rachel Green: Oh, that is so sick.

Chandler Bing: I feel violated. And not in a good way.

Phoebe Buffay: How can people do that? You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots.

Ross Geller: All right! Your money's mine, Greene.

Rachel Green: Your fly's open, Geller.

Ross Geller: Rach, did you proofread these?

Rachel Green: Yeah. Why?

Ross Geller: Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent "compuper" skills.

Rachel Green: Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?

Chandler Bing (on the phone with his boss): Hey, Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 15th floor? Yeah, I miss you too. It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. That's very generous. But this isn't about the money. I need something more than a job. I need something I really care ab... That's on top of the year-end bonus?

Ross and Joey: Dream! Your dream!

Chandler Bing: Look, Al, I'm not playing hardball here, okay? This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! Stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! I'll see you Monday!

Carol Willick: You'll find someone. The right woman is just waiting for you.

Ross Geller: It's easy for you to say. You found one already.

Carol Willick: All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set. (Ross looks at beautiful woman walking by...) Not her.

Ross Geller: We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee-pee.

Chandler Bing: You know, I don't see that happening.

Rachel Green: Come on. He's right. Tit for tat.

Chandler Bing: Well, I'm not showing you my tat!

Ross Geller (to Paolo): I just wanna tell you, and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say... (closes the door)

Ross Geller: It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.

Chandler Bing: I know.

Monica Geller: So how does this work? You're gonna balance plates on these little guys' heads?

Joey Tribbiani: Who cares? We'll eat at the sink.

Joey Tribbiani: Hey, Chandler. That table place closes at 7. Come on.

Chandler Bing: Fine.

(They start to walk towards the door...)

Monica Geller: Phoebe? What is it?

Phoebe Buffay: All right. You know Paolo?

Ross Geller: I'm familiar with his work. Yes.

Phoebe Buffay: He made a move on me.

Joey Tribbiani: The store will be open tomorrow. (they come and sit down again)

Carol Willick: Don't you wanna know about the sex?

Ross Geller: The sex? I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. But when you throw in Tanya....

Carol Willick: The sex of the baby, Ross.

Joey Tribbiani: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

Ross Geller: Yep. You could plunk me down in any woman's uterus, no compass... and I could find my way out of there like that!

Ross Geller: That's Marcel. Wanna say hi?

Monica Geller: No no, I don't.

Rachel Green: Oh, he's precious! Where'd you get him?

Ross Geller: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

Phoebe Buffay: That is so cruel. Why!? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?