Ross Geller: Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want. All I have to do is close my eyes. See? Woohoo! Rachel Green: Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore. Ross Geller: Sorry. Nothing you can do about it. It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend. Oh, Oh, yeah... Rachel Green: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out! Ross Geller: Ok, ok, I'm sorry. It will never happen... Oh oh, wait a minute! Wait, wait. Now there are 100 of you, and I'm the king!
Ross Geller: Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want. All I have to do is close my eyes. See? Woohoo!
Rachel Green: Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore.
Ross Geller: Sorry. Nothing you can do about it. It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend. Oh, Oh, yeah...
Rachel Green: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Ross Geller: Ok, ok, I'm sorry. It will never happen... Oh oh, wait a minute! Wait, wait. Now there are 100 of you, and I'm the king!
Ross Geller: You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. You're not my girlfriend anymore, so... Rachel Green: I see. So this suit is making a point. Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.
Ross Geller: You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. You're not my girlfriend anymore, so...
Rachel Green: I see. So this suit is making a point. Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.
Ross Geller: How come it says, "Property of Human Services" on his butt? Come here. Come here. Chandler Bing: Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run!
Ross Geller: How come it says, "Property of Human Services" on his butt? Come here. Come here.
Chandler Bing: Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run!
Ross Geller: How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken? Monica Geller: That was you? Ross Geller: They were infected. He wouldn't have made it.
Ross Geller: How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Monica Geller: That was you?
Ross Geller: They were infected. He wouldn't have made it.
Ross Geller: Remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb? Monica Geller: No... But I remember people telling me about it.
Ross Geller: Remember when I stuck that broom in your bike spokes and you flipped over and hit your head on the curb?
Monica Geller: No... But I remember people telling me about it.
Ross Geller (to Monica): I'm not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle... and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun.
Monica Geller: Is your tongue swelling up? Ross Geller: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller!
Monica Geller: Is your tongue swelling up?
Ross Geller: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller!
Ross Geller: So how’d it go? (talking about Monica breaking up with Alan) Monica Geller: You know. Phoebe Buffay: Did he mention us? Monica Geller: He says he’s really gonna miss you guys.
Ross Geller: So how’d it go? (talking about Monica breaking up with Alan)
Monica Geller: You know.
Phoebe Buffay: Did he mention us?
Monica Geller: He says he’s really gonna miss you guys.
Phoebe Buffay: You know, those stupid soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb. Ross Geller: Oh, my God. Chandler Bing: Are you kidding me? Rachel Green: Seven thousand dollars? Phoebe Buffay: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe?
Phoebe Buffay: You know, those stupid soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb.
Ross Geller: Oh, my God.
Chandler Bing: Are you kidding me?
Rachel Green: Seven thousand dollars?
Phoebe Buffay: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe?
Ross Geller: A thumb? (in her soda can) All five: Ew. Phoebe Buffay: I know, I know. I opened it up and there it was… just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker. Chandler Bing: Maybe it’s a contest, you know’? Like “Collect all five.”
Ross Geller: A thumb? (in her soda can)
All five: Ew.
Phoebe Buffay: I know, I know. I opened it up and there it was… just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker.
Chandler Bing: Maybe it’s a contest, you know’? Like “Collect all five.”
Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get? Ross Geller: You guys. Chandler Bing: Oh, God. Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed.
Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Ross Geller: You guys.
Chandler Bing: Oh, God.
Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed.
Ross Geller: I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.
Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?
Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?
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