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Phoebe Buffay: I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.

Chandler Bing: Thank God, you didn't try to fan out the magazines. She'll scratch your eyes right out.

Monica Geller: You guys, I am not that bad!

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember, I lived with you? You were a little... you know...

Monica Geller: That is so unfair!

Ross Geller: Oh, come on! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.
14.3.2019 You guys, I am not that bad!

Rachel Green: Am I being a total laundry spaz? Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants?

Ross Geller: Have you never done this before?

Rachel Green: Well, not myself. But I know other people that have. Okay. You caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.

Ross Geller: Don't worry. I'll use the gentle cycle.
13.3.2019 You caught me. I’m a laundry virgin.

Ross Geller: Today's the day Carol and I first... consummated our... physical relationship. Sex.

Joey Tribbiani: You told your sister that?

Ross Geller: Believe me, I told everyone. I better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

Joey Tribbiani: The hell with hockey! Let's all do that!
13.3.2019 The hell with hockey! Let’s all do that!

Monica Geller: Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey Tribbiani: Probably kill myself.

Monica Geller: Excuse me?

Joey Tribbiani: Hey, If little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live.

Ross Geller: Joey, om- nipotent.

Joey Tribbiani: You are? Ross, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I thought it was a theoretical question.
13.3.2019 If little Joey’s dead, then I got no reason to live.

(Ross is showing the group video from ultrasound...)

Ross Geller: Well, isn't that amazing?

Joey Tribbiani: What are we supposed to be seeing here?

Chandler Bing: I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

Phoebe Buffay: You know, if you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes... it kind of looks like an old potato.

Ross Geller: Then don't do that, all right?
13.3.2019 It kind of looks like an old potato.
Quote from Friends 1x02 | (Chandler, Monica, Phoebe and Joey are leaving...) Rachel Green (to Joey): Hit the lights, please. (Ross comes out of the restroom to a dark room) Ross Geller: How long was I in there? Rachel Green: I'm just cleaning up. Ross Geller: Oh, you need any help? Rachel Green: Okay, sure. Thanks.
13.3.2019 How long was I in there?

Joey Tribbiani: Folks are really that bad?

Ross Geller: Well, you know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing. They take their time. They get the job done.

Monica Geller: They say that you can't change your parents. Boy, if you could, I'd want yours (points at Ross).
13.3.2019 Folks are really that bad?

Monica Geller: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Ross Geller: Ok, Ok... Look, I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me. And so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child. And she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

Judy Geller (to Monica): And you knew about this?
13.3.2019 And you knew about this?

Ross Geller: Hi.

Monica Geller: That is not a happy "hi."

Ross Geller: Carol's pregnant.

Monica Geller: Wh-What? What? What?

Ross Geller: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.
13.3.2019 That is not a happy “hi.”

Rachel Green: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

Monica Geller: Absolutely.

Chandler Bing: I think for us, kissing's an opening act like the standup comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

Ross Geller: Yeah. And it's not that we don't like the comedian. It's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.

Chandler Bing: See, the problem is though after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. We're in the car, fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake.

Rachel Green: Yeah, well... Word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you'll find yourself sitting at home listening to that album alone.

Joey Tribbiani (to Ross): Are we still talking about sex?
13.3.2019 Are we still talking about sex?
Quote from Friends 3x21 - Rachel Green: You'd tell me the truth, right? Ross Geller: Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.
29.6.2017 You can’t look fat in an x-ray.

Ross Geller: Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want. All I have to do is close my eyes. See? Woohoo!

Rachel Green: Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore.

Ross Geller: Sorry. Nothing you can do about it. It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend. Oh, Oh, yeah...

Rachel Green: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!

Ross Geller: Ok, ok, I'm sorry. It will never happen... Oh oh, wait a minute! Wait, wait. Now there are 100 of you, and I'm the king!
29.6.2017 Now there are 100 of you, and I’m the king!
Quote from Friends 3x21 - Ross Geller: What do you think? This blue suit or this brown one? Joey Tribbiani: The brown one brings out your eyes. But your butt looks great in the blue one. Ross Geller: Really?
29.6.2017 But your butt looks great in the blue one.

Ross Geller: You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. You're not my girlfriend anymore, so...

Rachel Green: I see. So this suit is making a point. Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like.
29.6.2017 You’re free to look as stupid as you’d like.

Ross Geller: How come it says, "Property of Human Services" on his butt? Come here. Come here.

Chandler Bing: Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run!
22.6.2017 Run, Joey, run!

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