Ross Geller: So how’d it go? (talking about Monica breaking up with Alan)
Monica Geller: You know.
Phoebe Buffay: Did he mention us?
Monica Geller: He says he’s really gonna miss you guys.
Phoebe Buffay: You know, those stupid soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb.
Ross Geller: Oh, my God.
Chandler Bing: Are you kidding me?
Rachel Green: Seven thousand dollars?
Phoebe Buffay: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe?
Ross Geller: A thumb? (in her soda can)
All five: Ew.
Phoebe Buffay: I know, I know. I opened it up and there it was… just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker.
Chandler Bing: Maybe it’s a contest, you know’? Like “Collect all five.”
Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Ross Geller: You guys.
Chandler Bing: Oh, God.
Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed.
Ross Geller: I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.