Leonard Hofstadter Quotes

Amy Farrah Fowler: You guys will never believe what just happened.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, we heard. You did it.

Sheldon Cooper: We did do it.

Amy Farrah Fowler: And we didn’t even know we did it!

Howard Wolowitz: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Two physicists in Chicago had to tell us.

Leonard Hofstadter: Wait, what?

Sheldon Cooper: Their experiment on kaon decay supported our predictions on the higher order corrections pertaining to super-asymmetry.

Penny Hofstadter: Wait, what?

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Leonard Hofstadter: I have something that might help. It’s-it’s a recording of the only person whose opinion Sheldon actually respects.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Hawking? Feynman?

Leonard Hofstadter: No, himself. It’s a pep talk he made when he was a kid. He gave it to me years ago and told me to save it for a real emergency.

Penny Hofstadter: What? You didn’t break it out when he declared his room a sovereign nation and waged a trade war against us?

Leonard Hofstadter: His major export is talking. I didn’t want that anyway.

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Rajesh Koothrappali: You can’t just fund your own project.

Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, it turns out I can, and I did.

Sheldon Cooper: Interesting. What about not wanting everybody to be mad at you?

Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I realized that, no matter what decision I made, people were gonna be mad at me. And this way, I get a laser.

Sheldon Cooper: That is the most selfish thing you’ve ever done. I’m proud of you.

Leonard Hofstadter: And I don’t care.

Sheldon Cooper: Yes, you do.

Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, I do.

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Quote from The Big Bang Theory 12x07 | Rajesh Koothrappali: You can't just fund your own project. Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, it turns out I can, and I did. Sheldon Cooper: Interesting. What about not wanting everybody to be mad at you? Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I realized that, no matter what decision I made, people were gonna be mad at me. And this way, I get a laser. Sheldon Cooper: That is the most selfish thing you've ever done. I'm proud of you. Leonard Hofstadter: And I don't care. Sheldon Cooper: Yes, you do. Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, I do.

Leonard Hofstadter: So, I’ve narrowed it down to three worthwhile projects, but I only have the money to fund one of them. Lucky for you, I have a solution.

President Siebert: I can’t wait.

Leonard Hofstadter: You free up more money and I fund all of them.

President Siebert: Mm, no.

Leonard Hofstadter: Or… hear me out… yes. That way, e-everybody’s happy.

President Siebert: You can’t make everybody happy.

Leonard Hofstadter: I think I can.

President Siebert: You can’t.

Leonard Hofstadter: Well, actually…

President Siebert: You’re making me unhappy.

Leonard Hofstadter: Okay, what would you do?

President Siebert: I’d find some sap and put him in charge so I wouldn’t have to be the bad guy.

Leonard Hofstadter: That’s a really good ide… Oh.

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Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, when I was a little girl, I used to dream about my wedding. But, eventually, I stopped, because I thought that day would never come. And then I met you. From the first moment in that coffee shop, I knew that there was something special between us, even though I did work on a study that disproved love at first sight.

Sheldon Cooper: I loved that study the moment I read it. Ironic, huh?

Amy Farrah Fowler: Clearly, it was wrong. Because I felt something that day, and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time. I can’t imagine loving you more than I do right now. But I felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before that.

Sheldon Cooper: Is that growth linear or accelerating?

Amy Farrah Fowler: Accelerating.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, maybe we could graph it out.

Leonard Hofstadter: Save something for the honeymoon.

Sheldon Cooper: Smart.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I don’t know what the future holds, but I know that I’ve never been happier than I am in this moment marrying you.

Mark Hammil: Well, that was unexpectedly beautiful. I might need a minute.

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Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x24 - Amy Farrah Fowler: Clearly, it was wrong. Because I felt something that day, and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time. I can't imagine loving you more than I do right now. But I felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before that. Sheldon Cooper: Is that growth linear or accelerating? Amy Farrah Fowler: Accelerating. Sheldon Cooper: Oh, maybe we could graph it out. Leonard Hofstadter: Save something for the honeymoon. Sheldon Cooper: Smart.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I think it’s more like, uh, like Lord of the Rings, and you’re the Fellowship. Uh, someone’s got to go to Gondor, someone’s got to go to Mordor, someone’s got to hold off the demon of shadow and flame.

Leonard Hofstadter: You mean the Balrog?

Amy Farrah Fowler: I mean my mother.

Sheldon Cooper: That is a perfect metaphor, Amy.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Thank you.

Sheldon Cooper: Because it also involves a ring that binds me in servitude forever.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Aw, he said forever.

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