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Howard Wolowitz: You and Amy having fun planning your wedding?

Sheldon Cooper: We're employing a mathematical approach called decision theory, so, heck, yeah.

Leonard Hofstadter: Heck, yeah? Looks like someone need to put a dollar in the almost-swear jar.

Leonard Hofstadter: We-we could be sitting on a fortune.

Penny Hofstadter: Okay, let the record show, I did not marry you for money, but you just got way more attractive.

Rajesh Koothrappali: I can't believe you haven't seen Avatar yet. What is wrong with you?

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny and I just started dating, and you know I don't like big crowds.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Because you're afraid Penny will leave you for someone in them?

Leonard Hofstadter: Terrified.

Beverly Hofstadter (about Penny): She's confident, she's thoughtful, and she never complained about you once. I know what kind of strength that takes.

Leonard Hofstadter: So, Penny's your favorite?

Beverly Hofstadter: I suppose she is. You married well, Leonard, and for that I am proud of you.

Leonard Hofstadter: I don't... I don't... I don't know what to say.

Beverly Hofstadter: I'm also proud of how hard you're trying not to cry.

Leonard Hofstadter: Look at this. They didn't get the stain out of my Starfleet uniform.

Penny Hofstadter: Well, if you didn't make me wear the green body paint in bed, you wouldn't have to get it dry-cleaned so much.

Leonard Hofstadter: Nah, it's worth it.

Howard Wolowitz: Now I'm having a son? I'll have to teach him how to play sports, and-and watch sports and-and-and-and-and-and...

Rajesh Koothrappali: He just ran out of man things. He's in trouble.

Leonard Hofstadter: It's okay. We're all here to help.

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. And this baby will have plenty of manly role models. Now, I'm certain that whatever Bernadette can't teach him, Penny can.

Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, she can pee into a bottle.

Penny Hofstadter: Mm-hmm. Anything with a neck wider than a nickel.

Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon's a complicated man.

Amy Farrah Fowler: He said "whatev."

Leonard Hofstadter: Give him a brain scan... that might be a tumor.

Leonard Hofstadter: Are we running there? Because watching drunk Sheldon run would be the highlight of my life.

Leonard Hofstadter: Physics is all we're cut out for. I mean, if we weren't physicists, w-what would we be?

Howard Wolowitz: I don't know. Popular?

Sheldon Cooper: On the bright side, after working together for 15 years, you finally get to hear me say, "You were right."

Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, yeah, you did.

Sheldon Cooper: How's it feel?

Leonard Hofstadter: Mm, given I might be unemployed, bittersweet.

Ms. Davis: I'm gonna need you to make a statement saying that you misspoke, and that you're confident the physics community is close to a major breakthrough.

Leonard Hofstadter: You want me to lie.

Ms. Davis: Look, Dr. Hofstadter, I'm counting on you. I think that you are the smartest physicist at this university.

Leonard Hofstadter: Really?

Ms. Davis: See? Lies. They're not that hard.