Jaskier Quotes

(Geralt is having a conversation with Yennefer. Ciri and Jaskier are watching them, imagining what they’re could be saying…)

Jaskier (as Yen): “Oh! What the hell were you thinking, fighting monsters?”

Ciri: That’s not what she’s saying.

Jaskier: Now, that is the role of poetry, Ciri. To say what others cannot utter. (as Geralt): “Oh, you fed her to the magical lion’s den. I trusted you.”

Ciri: You’re just making this all up.

Jaskier: Meh. That’s also the role of poetry. (as Yen): “At least she was in disguise there. Not clanging stupid swords when I told her not to draw attention to herself.”

Ciri (as Geralt): “Funny, I wonder how she learned such complete and utter disregard for authority.”

Jaskier: That was a good one. (as Yen): “You’re unbelievable!”

Ciri (as Geralt): “You’re delusional!”

Jaskier (as Yen): “I forgive you for your various foolish words and deeds. Your lack of faith and hope. For your obstinacy. Doggedness. For your sulking and posing, which are unworthy of a man.”

Ciri (as Geralt): “I forgive you for being a wily witch who rarely listens and even more rarely admits to being wrong. Who is stubborn, and stuck-up, and self-righteous. Let’s never do that again.”

(Geralt and Yennefer start kissing…)

Jaskier (as Yen): “Mmm. Oh. Oh! Oh yes, take me.” (as Geralt): “Do that thing with the tongue that I like.” (as Yen): “Oh, you mean this? Bleugh, bleugh!” (as Geralt): “Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. Is there a unicorn nearby, by any chance? Oh!”
(to Ciri): Come on, you deviant.

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Jaskier: Neutrality has consequences too, Geralt.

Geralt: There are already consequences, Jaskier. And not just for Ciri. I thought by taking her off the board, the world would stop trying to use her. Instead, they’re trying to use others in her place.

Jaskier: And they will continue to. Because that is what people in power do. But she’s not a witcher. She’s certainly not an Aretuzan witch sourcing magic out of… stones, or hemp, or plants, or whatever it is that Yennefer does. She’s a princess. I think you should trust her.

Geralt: Her source.

Jaskier: Her… what now?

Geralt: You’re right.

Jaskier: I’m right… Well, that’s deeply worrying. What?

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Vespula: You like him!

Jaskier: Who, Geralt? Yeah, I guess. Platonically, and occasionally with great effort, as one would a family goat. Hang on, when did you get dressed?

Vespula: I mean the spoon guy.

Jaskier: What, Radovid? No!

Vespula: Yes.

Jaskier: No!

Vespula: I’ve cursed you for chasing tail of every kind. Men, women, dwarves, elves, polymorphous…

Jaskier: That was one time and I… regret nothing. It was amazing.

Vespula: Hmm. But never have I ever seen you have a crush.

Jaskier: A crush? Oh, you think I have crushes. Crushes are for children, my darling. I have mind-bending… world-ending, heart-wrenching affairs.

Vespula: Whatever you say. The Lothario of Lyria. The Romancer of Redania! The Stud of Cidaris!

(Knock on the door…)

Geralt: Jaskier.

Jaskier (to Vespula): For f**k’s… Sorry. It’s the family goat.

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Jaskier: Geralt is… a hammer. You know? You’re confused. All right… Wait… Okay. Ah… When you’re a hammer, every problem is a nail. You see a nail and you’re like, “Grrr. F**k this nail. F**k this nail, in particular.” And you hammer the nail. But sometimes the problem is something else. Sometimes the problem is, uh… a bunch of petunias, or a bowl of… porridge, and you can’t hammer a bowl of porridge. I mean, you can try, but then your hammer gets all gunked up, porridge goes everywhere, and then you have… no porridge. The solution requires a different kind of tool. And Radovid… is that tool. Radovid is… a spoon.

Vespula: Oh, obviously.

Jaskier: Obviously. Yeah. Aah… Yeah, I’m aware this doesn’t make a lot of sense. What I’m trying to say is, the problem is different. The solution needs to be different. And Radovid… is different. He’s intelligent. He tries to hide it, but he’s insightful. Sharp… like a knife. If he’s a knife, I need to keep him away from Geralt.

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  • I won’t be but silent back-up. Look, I heard your note, and, yes, you’re right, maybe real adventures would make better stories. And you, sir, smell chock-full of them. Amongst other things. I mean, what is that? Is that onion? It doesn’t matter. Whatever it is, you smell of death and destiny. Heroics and heartbreak. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 1×02)
  • Respect doesn’t make history. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 1×02)
  • O Valley of Plenty, oh-oh-oh… Toss a coin to your witcher… A friend of humanity… (Jaskier singing – Ep. 1×02)
  • Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom? (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 1×04)
  • I’ve just remembered I left my… cat on the stove. I really must be going. (Jaskier to Yennefer – Ep. 1×05)
  • What am I supposed to do now, hm? It wasn’t supposed to go this way. I’m gonna write you… the best song… so that everyone remembers who you were, what we did, everything we saw. And I will sing it… for the rest of my days. He always said I had the most wonderful singing voice. (Jaskier about Geralt – Ep. 1×05)
  • Burn, butcher, burn… Watch me burn all the memories of you… (Jaskier singing – Ep. 2×04)
  • It’s my job to put myself in other people’s shoes. Even if they are, in your case, large, clunky, and, I don’t know, probably full of snakes or something. I’m scared too. I’m scared that one day, the muses will stop speaking to me. Because who are we… When we can no longer do the one thing we were put on this Continent to do? (Jaskier to Yennefer – Ep. 2×04)
  • Don’t f**king Jaskier me. I’m talking to you. This is how this works. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 2×07)
  • People do stupid things when they think they’re trapped in a corner, Geralt. And they say stupid things. That’s what friends do. They come back. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 2×07)

 

Quote from The Witcher | Respect doesn’t make history. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 1×02)Quote from The Witcher | Respect doesn’t make history. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 1×02)
Quote from The Witcher | I’ve just remembered I left my… cat on the stove. I really must be going. (Jaskier to Yennefer – Ep. 1×05)Quote from The Witcher | I’ve just remembered I left my… cat on the stove. I really must be going. (Jaskier to Yennefer – Ep. 1×05)
Quote from The Witcher | It’s my job to put myself in other people’s shoes. Even if they are, in your case, large, clunky, and, I don’t know, probably full of snakes or something. I’m scared too. I’m scared that one day, the muses will stop speaking to me. Because who are we… When we can no longer do the one thing we were put on this Continent to do? (Jaskier to Yennefer – Ep. 2×04)Quote from The Witcher | It’s my job to put myself in other people’s shoes. Even if they are, in your case, large, clunky, and, I don’t know, probably full of snakes or something. I’m scared too. I’m scared that one day, the muses will stop speaking to me. Because who are we… When we can no longer do the one thing we were put on this Continent to do? (Jaskier to Yennefer – Ep. 2×04)
Quote from The Witcher | People do stupid things when they think they’re trapped in a corner, Geralt. And they say stupid things. That’s what friends do. They come back. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 2×07)Quote from The Witcher | People do stupid things when they think they’re trapped in a corner, Geralt. And they say stupid things. That’s what friends do. They come back. (Jaskier to Geralt – Ep. 2×07)

 

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