(The Falcon shakes...)
C-3PO: Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
Han Solo: Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive.
C-3PO: Sometimes I just don't understand human behaviour. After all, I'm only trying to do my job.
C-3PO: We're Republic. We belong to Senator Amidala. Don't shoot. Don't shoot!
Commander Wolffe: I can't believe it.
Master Plo Koon: You know these droids, Commander Wolffe?
Commander Wolffe: Yes, sir. We transported them to Master Gallia's ship after we left the planet Aleen.
C-3PO: Yes, Commander Wolffe. How have you been, sir? We have been on quite an adventure.
Master Plo Koon: Well, I'm certain Wolffe would love to hear about it.
Commander Wolffe: Uh, actually, sir...
C-3PO: Excellent! It's a long story.
Commander Wolffe: Uh...
C-3PO: And you won't believe it.
Commander Wolffe (to Master Plo): Sir, excuse me...
C-3PO: I hardly believe it myself. It all started when...
(R2-D2 is chirping)
C-3PO: No, Artoo, I will tell the story. No one understands you, anyway. (R2-D2 beeping) It's only proper. I am the one who solved the riddle, I should be the one to relay the story. I will, of course, report on your individual heroics. Do you think Senator Amidala will hold...
Commander Wolffe: As soon as we rendezvous with Master Gallia, we're off-loading those two.
Sinker: I couldn't agree more, sir.
C3PO: Artoo, look out behind you. You're being followed by battle droids! These are your troops? They're battle droids. What do you mean, they've been reprogrammed to follow your orders?
Battle droid: We are awaiting your word, commander. You heard him. Move out.
C3PO: Don't you go thumbing your gears at me just because you have a bunch of dim-witted droids following you about.
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