Young Sheldon Quotes

Dr. Hodges (NASA): You have to understand, Sheldon, that while your math is-is theoretically correct, we don't have the technical capability to execute it.

Sheldon Cooper: So I'm ahead of my time?

Dr. Hodges (NASA): Well... it would appear so.

Sheldon Cooper: All right, call me when you catch up.

Sheldon Cooper (calling a bank): I'm interested in taking out a second mortgage. I'm nine years old. Why do you ask? That's called age discrimination, Dorothy, but I'm willing to let it slide.

Sheldon Cooper (to George Sr.): I don't need a calculator, Dad. I am one.

Sheldon Cooper (to Tam): What I find interesting is how many supervillains are scientists. Doctor Octopus, Doctor Doom, Lex Luthor, Green Goblin, the list goes on and on. So if the world doesn't respect me, I might change sides.

Sheldon Cooper (narrative): I didn't have to read many comic books to understand that every superhero had a weakness, something they had to overcome through an extraordinary act of courage. For Cyclops, it was the loss of Jean Grey. For Rogue, it was human touch. For me, it was food that required chewing. So if I truly was a mutant, I would have to do the same. On this day, I would not be defeated. Because this was the day I became... The Chewer. Just like that, I overcame my fear of choking. All that was left was my fear of dogs, birds, insects, germs, hugging, button fly pants, rivers, ponds, lakes, oceans, estuaries, corduroy, root vegetables, squeaky balloons, tinted windows, take a penny, leave a penny, fireworks, potbelly stoves, dust bunnies, that fuzz on peaches.

Sheldon Cooper (narrative): As fate would have it, the comic I picked up was called X-Men. Young mutants with incredible powers who were feared and misunderstood by the entire world.

Sheldon Cooper: Hey, it's about me.