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Sheldon Cooper (narrative): Despite what it looks like, I didn't pray to God that night. I prayed to Blaise Pascal. My thinking was, if he was right about the existence of God, then he could pass along my request for my dad to get better.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, no. We're going to jail.

Missy Cooper: Georgie's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.

Meemaw: Your Pop-Pop used to have little chest pains all the time.

Sheldon Cooper: Didn't he die of a heart attack?

Meemaw: Well, for insurance purposes, yes.

Mary Cooper: You want me to cook those eggs for you, baby?

Missy Cooper: No. They're a gift.

Mary Cooper: Sorry.

Missy Cooper: He even wrote me a note. "Eggs from your secret admirer, Billy."

Meemaw: I want to teach you somethin'. Look at your cards, and then look in the mirror.

Sheldon Cooper: Hey, I'm smiling.

Meemaw: Uh-huh. And what does that tell me about your cards?

Sheldon Cooper: That I like them?

Meemaw: Attaboy. Now... look at my face. Tell me what you see.

Sheldon Cooper: That you're old.

Meemaw: It's a good thing I love you.

Tam: Are you into rocketry?

Sheldon Cooper: I started with water propulsion, worked my way up to solid fuel, then went back to water after I set our garage on fire.

Tam: Nice.

Sheldon Cooper: I also tried to get some uranium and build an atomic engine, but that stuff's hard to find.

Tam: Probably for the best.

Missy Cooper: 95, 96, 97. 98. 99, 100... (counts brush strokes through her hair)

Sheldon Cooper: You missed 11 numbers.

Missy Cooper: I don't need to be good at math. I have beautiful hair.

Sheldon Cooper: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Sheldon Cooper: I need to learn how to make a friend.

Librarian: Aw, honey, you having a hard time adjusting to high school?

Sheldon Cooper: I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth.

Sheldon Cooper: Dad. Are you sad that you got fired?

George Cooper Sr.: Mostly angry. But yeah. Maybe a little sad.

Sheldon Cooper: You told on them?

George Cooper Sr.: Yeah. You know what happened?

Sheldon Cooper: Justice descended upon the rule breakers?

George Cooper Sr.: I got fired, Sheldon. And I got a bad reputation.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh. That's why you drink so much beer.

Music teacher: You have perfect pitch.

Sheldon Cooper: Okay.

Music teacher: Sweetheart, you should really pursue music.

Sheldon Cooper: No, thank you. Musicians take drugs.

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