Wednesday Quotes

Valerie Kinbott: This is a safe space, Wednesday. A sanctuary where we can discuss anything. What you’re thinking, feeling, your views on the world, personal philosophy.

Wednesday Addams: That’s easy. I think that this is a waste of time. I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.

Wednesday Addams: Oh, Thing, you poor, naive appendage. My parents aren’t worried about me. They’re evil puppeteers who want to pull my strings even from afar.

Wednesday Addams: I looked up and saw that gargoyle coming down and I thought, “At least I’ll have an imaginative death.”

Marilyn Thornhill: I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome.

Wednesday Addams: She’s been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor. In her sleep.

Wednesday Addams (to Enid): By the way, there are two D’s in Addams. If you’re going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly.

Enid Sinclair: What the hell did you do to my room?

Wednesday Addams: Dividing our room equally. It looks like a rainbow vomited on your side.

Wednesday Addams: I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Ajax Petropolus: Yo, Enid! You’re not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate. She eats human flesh. Chowed down on that kid she murdered. You better watch your back.

(Enid stands aside revealing Wednesday standing behind her…)

Wednesday Addams: Quite the contrary. I actually fillet the bodies of my victims, then feed them to my menagerie of pets.