The Witcher Quotes

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Vespula (to Philippa): And you can f**kin' have him! And his pox-marked c*ck!

Jaskier: Now who's lying, Vespula?

Philippa: She doesn't have a crossbow up there, does she?

Jaskier: No! (laughs) Possibly. Yeah, no, I wouldn't rule it out. No crossbows!

Jaskier (to Philippa): Ah! Oh! Ooh! When will magic, sexy women just stop jumping out at me? Usually it's you coming at me from above.

Ciri: Every time I think I can move forward, there's this force bringing me back into darkness.

Geralt: Use your knowledge of magic to train the girl. You're the only person who's helped her control her powers.

Yennefer: As if I'd trust anyone else with her.

Geralt: Villentretenmerth told us we were made for each other. Destined for each other. And that nothing would come of it because destiny alone isn't sufficient. Something more is needed. She is something more.

Geralt: I know you're afraid, Ciri, but what you see in there it isn't real. We belong together. You, us, it's not perfect, but it is real. It's yours. We are your family... And we need you.

Ciri: I have to go home.

Jaskier (to Ciri): The Child Surprise, I've heard so much a... (want to shake her hand, she walks around him...) Like father, like daughter.

Jaskier: Gah, you are always so emotional! I mean, it's just yap, yap, yap with you sometimes. "Oh, Jaskier, I'm so sad and complicated!"

Geralt: Shut up, Jaskier.

Jaskier: You shut up. That's a perfect impression of you, by the way.

Jaskier: What about Yennefer?

Geralt: If she's hurt Ciri, I may just have to kill her.

Jaskier: Oh, no, well, obviously we'll kill her. We'll definitely kill her. I just haven't found a good enough jabbing stick yet. But what if she's changed too? People do stupid things when they think they're trapped in a corner, Geralt. And they say stupid things. That's what friends do. They come back.

Ciri: I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened.

Yennefer: When you have power like this, never apologize.

Ciri: What was between you and Geralt?

Yennefer: Longing, regret, hope, and fear. I don't think I've omitted anything.

Ciri: So, you love him too.

Yennefer: You two seem to have quite the bond.

Ciri: I mean, he's a grump of the first order, has the social graces of a wild boar, but he's...

Yennefer: He's your protector.

Ciri: He's the father I never had. When I'm with him, I don't feel alone anymore.

Geralt: Jaskier...

Jaskier: Don't f**king Jaskier me. I'm talking to you. This is how this works.

Jaskier (to Geralt): Last time we saw each other, you basically told me to f**k off. Remember? And you left me on a mountain. Have you seen these boots? I mean, I pretty much just slid all the way down that hill back to Caingorn.

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