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Sheldon Cooper: What do you think will make the wedding worse for Amy: a cake made with salt instead of sugar... or a cake iced with congealed gravy?

Leonard Hofstadter: That is a trick question. The answer is: you as the groom.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I can't believe that people say that planning a wedding is one of the most stressful things in life.

Sheldon Cooper: I know. Not a day goes by that I don't marvel how much better we are than other people.

V. M. Koothrappali: How was the interview?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Uh, not so great. They asked me what my biggest weakness was, and 45 minutes later, they thanked me for coming.

V. M. Koothrappali: Son, don't take this the wrong way, but what's your problem?

Rajesh Koothrappali: I would tell you, but apparently it takes 45 minutes.

Howard Wolowitz: You and Amy having fun planning your wedding?

Sheldon Cooper: We're employing a mathematical approach called decision theory, so, heck, yeah.

Leonard Hofstadter: Heck, yeah? Looks like someone need to put a dollar in the almost-swear jar.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x09 - Penny Hofstadter: I went out with him because he's great. And if I kept going out with him, I probably would've married him, and that's a little scary because I just don't think I'm ready for that. You know, plus I have got to learn how to spell Hofstadter. I-I know there's a "D" in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it.

Sheldon Cooper: The Comic-Con breakup's easy to remember because Leonard was the saddest Pikachu.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Right, and he wiped his nose on your cape, and then you were the saddest Darth Vader.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Which breakup was that? Was that the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre?

Howard Wolowitz: No, no. This might've been during the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon.

Penny Hofstadter: You have names for our breakups?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Well, they would really blur together if we didn't.

Sheldon Cooper: I have grudges that go back to preschool. Someday, I'm gonna find a grown-up Elaine Dwyer and eat her favorite crayon while she watches.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Is that why there's an Elaine Dwyer on our guest list?

Sheldon Cooper: Yes. That night, I'm going to have the first dance and the last laugh.

Leonard Hofstadter: We-we could be sitting on a fortune.

Penny Hofstadter: Okay, let the record show, I did not marry you for money, but you just got way more attractive.

Howard Wolowitz: Hey, Bernie, you mind if I run to Leonard's and...

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Get a laptop full of money? Why are you still here?! Go, go, go!

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x09 - Howard Wolowitz: It crashed. It's been doing that lately. I think it's got a virus from all the... music I've been downloading. Rajesh Koothrappali: What kind of music? Howard Wolowitz: Mostly Asian. Some oldies.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x09 - Rajesh Koothrappali: Wow, I-I knew you were single back then, but that is a lot of porn... Howard Wolowitz: Science! A lot of science. Leonard Hofstadter: Wow, you were really into Asian science. (They're aware Bernadette can possibly hear them through baby monitor)

Rajesh Koothrappali: I can't believe you haven't seen Avatar yet. What is wrong with you?

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny and I just started dating, and you know I don't like big crowds.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Because you're afraid Penny will leave you for someone in them?

Leonard Hofstadter: Terrified.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x08 - Penny Hofstadter: Tesla's the one that invented the electric car? Sheldon Cooper: No, Penny. No, the car is just named after him. Penny Hofstadter: Okay, you don't have to be so smug about it. You know, you went to see that movie It because you thought it was about scary IT guys.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Can we start the movie?

Howard Wolowitz: Before Sheldon gets here? Last time we did that, he didn't talk to us for a month. So do it!

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