100+ Best 'The Big Bang Theory' Quotes - "Bazinga!" | Page 6 of 10

Sheldon Cooper: I also have a pretty cute picture to share.

Howard Wolowitz: What is that?

Sheldon Cooper: An equation. Isn't it perfect? Sometimes I just stare at it, and I think "I can't believe that came out of me."

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x13 - Penny Hofstadter: I had to stop at Sheldon's and help him solve string theory. Amy Farrah Fowler: What? Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, turns out the answer's knots. Leonard Hofstadter: That's cute, but you can't have knots in more than four dimensions. Penny Hofstadter: Mm, you can if you consider them sheets.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x13 - Sheldon Cooper: My favorite shape of food - a circle made of triangles served in a square box.

Sheldon Cooper: That is a list of all the different types of natural disasters.

Penny Hofstadter: “Fire-quake”?

Sheldon Cooper: I made that one up. Which I shouldn't have, because now I'm scared of it.

Quote from The Big Bang Theory 11x13 - Penny Hofstadter: Sheldon? Sheldon? Sheldon? (knocking on Sheldon's door) Sheldon Cooper: It's annoying when you do it.

Leonard Hofstadter: Amy and I were talking about old science fair projects, and how fun it would be to recreate them.

Amy Farrah Fowler: We're making hot ice.

Leonard Hofstadter: Mm-hmm. It's pretty cool.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Nice one. (Amy and Leonard high five)

Sheldon Cooper: If experimenting on humans is morally wrong, then I don't want to be morally right.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I need to tell you something about Howard, but you can't tell him that I told you.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Nope. Don't want to hear it. Do not like to engage in gossip.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Okay. I respect your integrity.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Is it about his special underwear? Because I already know. And that's all I'll say. Fine, it has a charcoal filter in it.

Leonard Hofstadter: I'm starting a book.

Sheldon Cooper: That would be big news from Penny, but you've read a book before.

Penny Hofstadter: He means he's writing a book.

Leonard Hofstadter: I do. It's something I've been thinking about for a long time.

Penny Hofstadter: Yeah. It's about a brilliant physicist who solves crimes using science.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, Leonard...

Leonard Hofstadter: It's not about you!

Sheldon Cooper: He probably has to say that for legal reasons.

Sheldon Cooper (to Amy): Everyone knows the best foreplay is rigid adherence to a strict schedule.

Leonard Hofstadter: Isn't Halley's birthday the same as Amy's?

Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, but we're not doing anything big 'cause she's one, Bernadette's on bed rest, and I'm lazy.

Sheldon Cooper: You know, we did get dressed up and come all the way to City Hall.

Amy Farrah Fowler: What are you thinking?

Sheldon Cooper: I have always wanted a permit to dispose of hazardous waste.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Let's do it.

Sheldon Cooper: Amy, I never thought I'd want to marry anyone. So the fact that I found you is astonishing. It's-it's like finding dark matter, except they're looking for dark matter. I wasn't even looking for you. S-So you're even better than dark matter. Plus, plus, you interact with light, so I can see you. And, also, you don't account for the missing mass in the universe. But when you make a discovery like this, you don't just take it down to City Hall... you tell the whole world. And so I'll say it in Latin or Klingon or-or smoke signals, if-if that's not cultural appropriation.

Amy Farrah Fowler: It is.

Sheldon Cooper: Okay, so not smoke signals. But I want to do this right.

Sheldon Cooper: I'm getting married. The new Star Wars movie's coming out. We are really finishing this year strong.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Okay, but of the two of tho...? You know, I'm not even gonna ask. I'm not gonna ask.

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