Supernatural Quotes

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Chuck (to Dean): If my plan doesn’t work, then humans will step up. You, Sam, others that are the chosen will have to find a way. It’s why I saved you years ago. You’re the firewall between light and darkness.

Metatron (about God’s autobiography): Ignore the typos, but read it. It’s in his own words. It’s not an autobiography. It’s a suicide note.

Professor Donatello Redfield: Uh…I-I-I guess you know that I was an atheist, until 10 minutes ago. Is that an issue?

Chuck: Not for me. I mean, I believe in me. But your skepticism is to be expected. I did include free will in the kit.

Dean Winchester: Is that my computer?

Chuck: I’ve never seen so much p*rn. Not in one sitting.

Professor Donatello Redfield: It … It’s like asking me to believe in Santa Claus.

Dean Winchester: Oh, well, actually…

Sam Winchester: Dean, not now.

(In Impala, Donatello tries to escape)

Sam Winchester: It’s locked. Yeah, that, too.

Dean Winchester: Sometimes we keep monsters in the back.

Dean Winchester: Professor Redfield. FBI.

Professor Donatello Redfield: Call me Donatello.

Dean Winchester: Yeah.

Professor Donatello Redfield: I’m named after him.

Dean Winchester: The Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Professor Donatello Redfield: The, uh, Renaissance sculptor.

Dean Winchester: Right, of course.

Sam Winchester: I mean, it’s God. There’s so many things I want to ask him, uh, like, uh, t-the planets, you know? Why are they round? Or ears. I always thought they were strange.

Dean Winchester: Okay, fanboy, calm down.

Chuck: I was so sure if I kept stepping in, teaching, punishing, that these beautiful creatures that I created… would grow up. But it only stayed the same. And I saw that I needed to step away and let my baby find its way. Being overinvolved is no longer parenting. It’s enabling.

Metatron (to Chuck): You’re wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they’re better than you are. Yeah, sure, they’re weak and they cheat and steal and…destroy and disappoint. But they also give and create and they sing and dance and love. And above all, they never give up. But you do.

Metatron: But you helped the Winchesters before.

Chuck: Helped them?! I’ve saved them! I’ve rebuilt Castiel more times than I can remember. Look where that got me.

Chuck: Nature? Divine. Human nature – toxic.

Metatron: They do like blowing stuff up.

Chuck: And the worst part – they do it in my name. And then they come crying to me, asking me to forgive, to fix things. Never taking any responsibility.

Metatron: Why?

Chuck: Can you be more specific? I kind of get that question a lot about pretty much everything.

Metatron (to Chuck): Oh, this! This is what I was talking about. “Chapter 10 – Why I Never Answer Prayers, and You Should Be Glad I Don’t.” And chapter 11 – “The Truth About Divine Intervention and Why I Avoid It at All Costs.”

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