Supernatural Quotes

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Chuck (to Metatron): You know what humanityā€™s greatest creation has been? Music. That and nacho cheese. Even I couldnā€™t have dreamt up that deliciousness.

Chuck (to Metatron): I started a blog. Mostly just pictures of cats. Oh. Theyā€™re so cute.

Dean Winchester: There you go.

Sam Winchester: Thanks. (sniffs his shirt) Dude, quit ironing my shirts with beer!

Metatron (Chuck): You. Godā€¦ God. Youā€™ve come back. I canā€™t believe youā€™ve come back. I-I didnā€™t mean what I said about ā€œSupernatural.ā€ Itā€™s underrated, due for a reboot.

Metatron: This is some kind of punishment, isnā€™t it? For my sins. A limbo where I get to spend eternity in a crappy bar with a hack writer. I have trudged through your complete oeuvre published and unpublished. Of the metric ton of books Iā€™ve read in my lifetime, ā€œSupernaturalā€ didnā€™t even crack the top 10ā€¦ thousand. And then you put yourself in the story? God!

Chuck: Okay, thatā€™s fair. Mildly constructive. Still, it doesnā€™t justify you burning one of my books, though.

Crowley (to Dean): You and Sam donā€™t understand, Iā€™m not your bloody sidekick! Weā€™ve had some good times, so Iā€™m gonna give you one chance. Just one to walk out that door, or Iā€™m gonna take you apart, atom by atom.

Crowley (to Dean): The child likes you. No surprise, really. Youā€™re very maternal.

Crowley: Dean was a rather scrumptious young altar boy.

Dean Winchester: Really? Father Crowley? Really?

Crowley: Iā€™m sorry ā€˜agent pathetic has-been rock star,ā€™ did I offend your delicate sensibilities? Where have you been? Your brother and that idiot angel, do you know what they have been doing?

Sam Winchester (praying to God): Dean and I, weā€™ve been through a lot of bad, but this is different. This is my fault, and I donā€™t know how to fix it. And if I have to die, Iā€™ve made my peace with that, but please Dean deserves better. Dean deserves a life.

Billie: Itā€™s over.

Sam Winchester: Whatā€™s over?

Billie: You and Dean dying and coming back again and again. The old Death thought it was funny, but now there is one hard fast rule in this universe. What lives, dies.

Dean Winchester (to Sam): Who knows what was in that giant, crazy fart?

Deputy Jenna Nickerson: Youā€™re so great with her. (Dean is holding a baby girl)

Dean Winchester: What can I say, chicks dig me.

The Darkness: Weā€™re bound, Dean. Weā€™ll always be bound. You helped me, I helped you. No matter where I am, who I am, we will always help each other.

Demon Minion: The Darkness has been released.

Crowley: The Darkness? Please. Myth. Itā€™s a bedtime story, something daddy demons threaten toddler demons with to get them to eat their vegetables. Even if it was true, whatā€™s the concern? Darkness, King of Hell ā€” natural allies.

Sam Winchester (to Dean): This kill first, questions later, what happened to us? Hunting things, weā€™re good at that, sure. Weā€™re great at that. But thatā€™s only half of the bumper stickerā€¦

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