Space Force Quotes

Mark Naird: Help me defy an order.

Adrian Mallory: Ooh. That is where I shine. I've been defying authority since I was 13. And now I'm gonna teach you to use the most subversive weapon known to man: passive-aggression.

Mark Naird: Oh, God, I hate that.

Adrian Mallory: Yeah, of course, because you're a straight white male, you always had other weapons. But the rest of us, we have to be subtle in our disobedience, or we risk punishment.

Mark Naird: Oh, so interesting. Go on. I'm so interested.

Adrian Mallory: No, see, that's sarcasm. That's different. Imagine in this situation, you could say that you're following through with the order, but then you forget to, or you can interpret that order creatively. "Destroy the bathroom" could mean a number of things and, if all else fails, you can feign incompetent, which shouldn't be a problem.

Mark Naird: Well, that explains Brad, doesn't it?

Adrian Mallory: Not entirely.

Adrian Mallory: The next resupply can't launch for a month, so... hopefully, they'll have the time to cool off before the guns show up.

Mark Naird: Yeah.

(Later...)

Mark Naird: Captain Ali, I'd like you to look in locker 5.

Angela Ali: It says "spare oxygen."

Mark Naird: Just open it. (It's full of guns)

Obie Hanrahan: Okay, but we do have spare oxygen somewhere, right?

John Bladsmith (to Naird): I need a complete outline and strategy for this battle plan to destroy this Chinese base, and I need it shock, I need awe, and I need it in PDF, 'cause my computer doesn't have Word.

Hannah Howard: Your phone.

F. Tony Scarapiducci: No, thank you.

Hannah Howard: You have to put it in the secure case, which will open again after the demo is over. No phones is part of the NDA you signed.

F. Tony Scarapiducci: Yeah, no, I don't think I'll be doing that, because the last time I handed you my phone, I wasn't allowed within 300 feet of my own f**king office.

Hannah Howard: Are you still holding a grudge? Don't be petulant, Anthony.

F. Tony Scarapiducci: "Don't be petulant, Anthony." You're a goblin. (Hands her his phone, Hannah points at his legs...) What? What are you doing?

Hannah Howard: The ankle. The holster on your ankle...

F. Tony Scarapiducci: This is so...

Hannah Howard: ...that you hand-stitched yourself.

F. Tony Scarapiducci: This is stupid.

Hannah Howard: You are pathetic. Jesus Christ.

Kiki Rhodes (to Angela): Man, we about to get BB'd up. I'd rather just get regular shot. You know how b*tches love the gunshot wounds.

F. Tony Scarapiducci: Whoa, whoa. B*tches actually don't like to be called b*tches anymore.

Angela Ali: Yeah, well, b*tches don't like a lot of things, so...

F. Tony Scarapiducci: You know that word originated in the 15th century as a way to demean women who were just trying to express their sexual desires?

Angela Ali: Why do you know that?

F. Tony Scarapiducci: My college gender studies professor made me write a paper about it after I called her a b*tch.

Kiki Rhodes: She sound like a b*tch.

F. Tony Scarapiducci: Hey! Come on. But she was one, two times.