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Hughie Campbell: This guy could kill a lot of people.

Mother's Milk: Hughie... let somebody else handle it, okay?

Hughie Campbell: There's no one else! No one's coming to save us.

Mother's Milk: You don't get it. You are not a soldier. You're not a spy. You're just a kid that sells stereo equipment.

Hughie Campbell: No, I don't! I don't have a job. Or Robin. Or my dad. Or Annie. One way or another, they all, uh... Now all I have is this. This. Which is really f*cking depressing, but it's true. So, maybe I can't be Lee Marvin. But I can be Harry Potter. Or, uh... you know, John Connor or-or-or what's her name from The Hunger Games.

Frenchie: Katniss.

Hughie Campbell: Yeah, the point is I could be the person that nobody thinks is awesome, but it turns out they're kind of f*cking awesome.

Hughie Campbell: We used burner phones.

Mother's Milk: Kid, you don't get it! They could've been following you. They could be watching us right f*cking now! If you're the f*cking reason why I can't finish that Vermont country dollhouse, I will f*cking end you.

Gecko: So, what's your poison? You a leg guy?

Man: Uh, d... a-an arm, please, actually.

Gecko: 400?

(Gecko hands him machete...)

Man: Um, d-do you want me to, uh, s-saw or-or chop or...?

Gecko: Whatever floats your boat, tiger.

(The man chops off Gecko's hand, it regrows right after...)

Man: Holy sh*t. Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Thank you. That was so... I-I can keep the arm, right?

Gecko: Yeah, just keep it refrigerated. For an extra grand, I'll let you chop off my d*ck.

Man: Where's the closest ATM?

(Hughie is sneaking out to see Annie...)

Mother's Milk: The f*ck you going?

Hughie Campbell: Uh... no, I'm just getting you your Purell.

Mother's Milk: Get the sh*t with aloe. And come right back.

Hughie Campbell: Yeah. Yeah, the aloe. It's really good. Keeps your skin s-smooth. Okay.

Annie January (singing): We're defended by our heroes You stood among the best Protecting us from evil You rose above the rest And though we could see through you It seem we hardly knew we confess Thanks to what you've done we've all been blessed

Homelander: Wow, look at this handsome devil. Hey, pal. You know who I am?

Ryan Butcher: Homelander.

Homelander: Yeah, that's right, but... you know who else?

Ryan Butcher: No.

Billy Butcher: Becca?

Becca Butcher: What?

Homelander: Huh. Mommy didn't tell you. Well... I'm your father, and we are a family.

Queen Maeve: Look. (shows her wrist)

Annie January: What am I supposed to be looking at?

Queen Maeve: No... my radius never healed straight. I really did break every bone in my right arm.

Annie January: What?

Queen Maeve: Stopping the bus from falling. You said the marketing guys made it up. It was me. 23-year-old, bright-eyed, ass you could bounce a quarter off of... me. I really did want to make a difference. I really did care. I was just like you. And then... I started giving pieces of myself away and... I guess I gave away everything. So you know what? Be... just be original. For f*ck's sake. My position is already taken. Be the annoying goody two-shoes a**hole that you are. One of us has to be.

Quote from The Boys 1x07 | Homelander: I'm the world's greatest superhero. Jonah Vogelbaum: You're my greatest failure.

Jonah Vogelbaum: The thing about cross-breeding dogs, you get the right genes, you can get a perfect creation. But it doesn't matter how perfect they are. It's not enough. When I raise subjects without their mothers, they become violent. Aggressive. Downright hateful. You should have been raised in a home with a family who loved you. Not in a cold lab with doctors.

Homelander: And yet, I turned out great.

Jonah Vogelbaum: When I think what it's done to you, and what you can now do to everyone else... I'm sorry.

Quote from The Boys 1x07 | Queen Maeve: Everyone always asks, what's our special weakness? Gamma rays? Iron daggers? Some ridiculous, stupid thing? The truth is, our weakness is the same as anyone's. It's people. The people we care about. So I say, cut them loose. For your good and for theirs. That way you're really bulletproof.

Queen Maeve: Homelander, that's enough.

Homelander: You got something to add, Maeve?

Queen Maeve: She didn't know.

Homelander: Well, she stinks of adrenaline and her heart's beating like a little rabbit.

Queen Maeve: The only thing she's guilty of is being f*cking stupid. She obviously fell for this Hugh Campbell guy and he's pumping her for information, so back off, leave her alone.

Homelander: Wow. Starlight, you must be something special. Hmm? I can't remember the last time Maeve gave a sh*t ab... Well, gave a sh*t about anyone, really.

(Flashback...)

Billy Butcher (about Homelander): How the f*ck does he walk around in that sweaty f*cking wetsuit all day long, balls mashed up against his leg like pancakes?

Becca Butcher: Oh, shh.

Billy Butcher: What?

Becca Butcher: You promised to behave.

Annie January (to Hughie): I just know that, for me, New York has been such an endless sh*t show. Except for you. Somehow, in the middle of it all... you found me.

Quote from The Boys 1x05 | Billy Butcher: Watch and learn, son. (Butch picks up baby supe and uses it as weapon) Billy Butcher: Holy f*ck. That was diabolical. You little f*cking beauty. (kisses baby's head) (Butcher puts the baby back into the incubator...) Billy Butcher: You done good, lad. Mother's Milk: Come on, Butcher, it's time to go. Billy Butcher: Yeah. (to the baby): Now, you keep your nose clean, sunshine, or I'll come back and stomp you.

Annie January: Today, I wanted to share with you how I accepted Christ... as my personal savior. How His way is the only way... Uh... Just... just please stop the music. Please stop. (music turns off) You want me to just suck it up and do this for you? Hmm? You have no idea what you're really asking. You have no idea what I've been through. Every single word that I say up here, I'm reading from a script. I didn't write any of these words. I don't even know if I believe in them. I mean, I believe in God, I love God so much, but... Honestly, it's... it's just how godd*mn certain everyone is around here. I mean, tickets start at, what, 170 bucks, so that these people can tell you how to get to heaven? How do they know? How does anybody know? When the Bible was written, life expectancy was 30 years old. I mean, I'm not so sure you're supposed to take it literally. It also says that it's a sin to eat shrimp. What, if you're gay or if you're Gandhi, you're going to hell? I mean... And if you have sex before marriage, that's, that's not immoral. That's human. What's immoral is the guy who shoved his d*ck in my face. Here's the truth. Anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying. And I know, I know, I'm supposed to be this hero-idol-symbol-whatever, but I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I'm just as scared and confused as the rest of you. I'm done pretending, and I'm done taking any more sh*t. Thank you.

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