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(Big tentacle shows up through the door and starts choking Mother's Milk...)

Mother's Milk: Get it off me! Get this thing off of me!

(Kimiko knocks out the guy with the "tentacle", which frees Mother's Milk...)

Mother's Milk: Was that...?

Frenchie: It's okay.

Mother's Milk: That's his f*cking d*ck.

Frenchie: Don't be so closed-minded.

Quote from The Boys 2x06 | (Homelander got angry Stormfront was running late and burned his trailer...) Stormfront: What happened to your trailer? Homelander: Electrical fire. How was your meeting? Stormfront: Sorry. It ran long. Homelander: No need to apologize. All right, well, I got to go run lines with Noir.

Annie January: This is where you're living?

Hughie Campbell: Yeah. You know, it has its charms. The rats are, like, uh, Pokémon. With hep C.

Stormfront: Do it. You know you want to.

Homelander: I'll cut you in half.

Stormfront: Come on. Right here. Don't be a p*ssy... Laser my f**king t*ts. Ow. Oh, God, it f**king hurts. Don't stop! See? I told you I don't break easy.

(Butcher is saying goodbye to his dog Terror...)

Billy Butcher: Well... here we are. I'm sorry. I almost threw in the towel like a bleeding tw*t. We're harder than that, isn't we? I will get your mum back. I swear to God, I'll get your mum back. Just take a little bit longer. You hang in there. All right? You be a good boy for Judy. Yeah, that's a good lad. Oh. I almost forgot. I got you something. (gives him Homelander plush toy) Terror... f*ck it. (the toy is squeaking) That's my boy.

Hughie Campbell: This is the taffy room?

Judy Atkinson: An affordable alternative to privatized health care.

Billy Butcher: She's a dealer.

(Hughie is playing with a big pig plushie, Butcher's dog Terror's toy)

Judy Atkinson: Just so you know, that's Terror's girlfriend.

Hughie Campbell: What?

Judy Atkinson: His f*ck pig.

Hughie Campbell: Uh, listen, I just got off the phone with Butcher and I think something might be wrong. Like really, really wrong.

Mother's Milk: What would make you think that?

Hughie Campbell: He was nice and... called me his canary?

Mother's Milk: Tell me everything he said.

(Homelander accidently kills someone and it gets caught on camera...)

Homelander: So, what, they're all starving but one of them's got a f*cking cell phone?

Quote from The Boys 2x04 | Stormfront (to Homelander): You spent $273 million on that "Saving America" bullsh*t, and I am running circles around you with five guys on laptops churning out memes. I practically pay them with Arby's gift cards. You... You can't win the whole country anymore. No one can. So why are you even trying? You don't need 50 million people to love you. You need five million people f*cking p*ssed. Emotion sells, anger sells. You have fans. I have soldiers.

(Shapeshifter is pretending to be Madelyn to please Homelander...)

Doppelganger: The Seven is your team. You nurtured them, you watered and fed them.

Homelander: That's... I did.

Doppelganger: Yes, and if they can't respect that or you, well, it may be time to tear out the weeds and start all over again.

(Shapeshifter looses control and turns back into himself)

Homelander: Change back. Change back!

Doppelganger: I'm sorry! I can only hold a shape for so long before it really hurts.

Homelander: Change the f*ck back now, Doppelganger!

(Shapeshifter changes back to Madelyn)

Doppelganger: Yeah, it's okay. Come here. It's all good. Oh, my little boy. Come on. Okay. It's okay. I love you. I love you. You're the most powerful man in the whole wide world. And there's nothing that you cannot do.

Mother's Milk: Hughie's not gonna make it. And you need that kid, more than any one of us. He's your canary.

Billy Butcher: My canary?

Mother's Milk: You let your canary die, how you gonna know when you've gone too far?

Adam Bourke (the filmmaker): And... f*ck, I don't want to jinx this, but Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to do the voice.

Ashley Barrett: I love Hamilton!

Adam Bourke: The world loves Hamilton!

Stormfront: Who's the greatest superhero of all time?

Annie January: Hmm, Homelander?

Stormfront: No. Pippi Longstocking. (Annie is confused) Pippi Longstocking... She's a nine-year-old girl. Lived in a house all by herself. Pet monkey. Could lift a horse with one hand. You-you haven't read Pippi Longstocking?

Annie January: I guess not.

Stormfront: Hmm. Okay, well, uh, I used to dress as her every Halloween, and all the girls dressed like Disney sl*ts would make fun of me, and you know what I thought? I thought, "Who f*cking cares?" Pippi didn't care. She never cared about being polite. Or cute. Look. F*ck this world for confusing nice with good. Be a b*tch if you want. Be whatever. Just drop the mask once in a while. Feels good. You can finally breathe. Oh, and if someone sticks a d*ck in your mouth, bite it off. Pippi Longstocking would bite a "D." That's for damn sure.

Homelander: I never had a dad. Or a mom.

Ryan Butcher: Wait, you... you didn't?

Homelander: See, sometimes it's hard, Ryan, being... Superior to every single other person on the planet. It's-it's... isolating. And gods... should not have to feel that kind of... yeah, pain. Because that... is what we are, Ryan. You and me. We're gods. Son, we can do anything we want. And no one can stop us. Now, that.. That's a good feeling. A really good feeling. And now you... and me... can share it together.

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