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Mother's Milk: So, you want to pay me the professional courtesy and tell me where the hell you disappeared to before?

Billy Butcher: I just had to pop down to the shop. I was running a bit low on mind your own f*cking business.

(Butcher is about to throw a grenade at The Female, Frenchie stops him...)

Frenchie: No. Let me talk to her.

Billy Butcher: Don't be f*cking stupid.

Frenchie: What if she's a Spice Girl?

Billy Butcher: Frenchie.

Frenchie: Let me help you go home.

(The Female attacks Frenchie and Butcher throws smoke grenade at them, which knocks them out...)

Billy Butcher: She ain't no Spice Girl.

Madelyn Stillwell: What I need right now, is I need you to charm the sh*t out of those congressmen.

Homelander: Right. 'Cause that's all I'm good for, huh? Smile, look pretty, say my lines. Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Madelyn Stillwell: No. No. You just need to let me protect you.

Homelander: Oh, you're gonna protect me?

Madelyn Stillwell: Mm-hmm. Gods are pure and they're perfect and they're above it all. And they need to stay that way.

Billy Butcher: This is like that scene in The Matrix. Now, you could take the f*cking red pill, right? Spend the rest of your life jacking off, crying into your chai tea green latte, what the f*ck. Or... you could take the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill and quit being a c*nt.

Hughie Campbell: Which pill do you want me to take?

Billy Butcher: Just quit being a c*nt. That's what I'm saying.

Hughie Campbell: So you fell on your ass, you know? That's not who you are. So who are you?

Annie January: I'm a fighter. I'm gonna fight. Yeah. I'm gonna take that son of a b*tch's head clean off his body.

Hughie Campbell: Okay. Wow, that was... Okay. Cool. Little scary, but... but-but cool.

Hughie Campbell: I, um... used to know this girl, and we used to go skating at Rockefeller, and I'd be on the side with this death grip on the rails. She would just charge headfirst into the middle of the rink. And she wasn't... good. Like, she fell... a lot... but she was never scared. And she always used to say: "Just 'cause you fall on your a$$ doesn't mean you have to stay there."

Annie January: I'm just having a bad day.

Hughie Campbell: Yeah, me, too. Uh... is it, like, a-a work thing, or... a-a life thing?

Annie January: It's a work thing. You?

Hughie Campbell: Uh... life thing.

Annie January: You know how you have this... image of yourself? Like, I thought I was strong. You know? Like, made of steel. A fighter. And... then I was faced with this horrible situation with this a**hole... and... I just heard my mom's voice in my head, "Keep smiling, the show must go on," and... I didn't fight. And now I just feel sick. Partly because I did it, but... mostly because... turns out I'm not who I thought I was.

Queen Maeve (to Annie): Never let them see you like this.

Hugh Campbell: Hughie, look. Look. You can't do this.

Hughie Campbell: Why not? Dad, I have...

Hugh Campbell: You don't have the fight. You never have. I'm sorry, but it's-it's true. Neither do I.

Annie January: I was born Super-Abled. Uh, my mom was thrilled. She took me to all the little miss hero pageants, but I hated it. Ugh, I mean, I can still... smell the hairspray. Uh, but... at the Q and A, they always asked me what my wish was, and I always said, "to save the world." And the judges just chuckled like it was cute. But it wasn't a joke to me. Since when did "hopeful" and "naive" become the same thing? I mean, why would you get into this business if not to save the world? That's all I have ever wanted. And that's why I've always wanted to be in The Seven.

Robin Ward: Excuse me, sir? Hi. I'd like to make an appointment for you to come over and... lay some cable.

Hughie Campbell: Okay. Uh... oh, Robin. Oh, dear, dear, Robin. Um, that doesn't mean what you think it means.

Robin Ward: Um, "laying cable" means sex.

Hughie Campbell: No, "laying pipe" means sex. "Laying cable" means you want me to come over to your house and just take a big, old sh*t.

Robin Ward: That's disgusting.

Hughie Campbell: Well, okay. But you... Who-who said it, though?

Robin Ward: Okay. Are you ready? Despite your best efforts, I'm actually still hungry.

Hughie Campbell: I'm actually more hungry now.

Robin Ward: Where are we gonna go after all this hot talk? You know?

Hughie Campbell: I don't know. More importantly, where are we gonna go to lay some cable afterwards?

Luke Skywalker (to Din about Grogu): He is strong with the Force, but talent without training is nothing. I will give my life to protect the Child... but he will not be safe until he masters his abilities.

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