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Quote from Shameless 4x11 | Mickey Milkovich: Hey! Excuse me! Can I get everybody's attention, please? I just want everybody here to know I'm f**king gay. A big old 'mo. I just thought everybody should know that. You happy now? Terry Milkovich: I'll f**king kill you! You son of a b*tch!

Quote from Shameless 4x11 | Ian Gallagher: I'm sick of living a lie. Aren't you? Mickey Milkovich: I'm not lying to you. Ian Gallagher: Everyone else? Mickey Milkovich: Who gives a sh*t about everybody else? What f**king difference does it make if I lie to them? Ian Gallagher: 'Cause... because you're not free. Mickey Milkovich: Ian, what you and I have makes me free... not what these a**holes know.

(Frank wakes up after his liver transplant surgery...)

Sheila Jackson: He's awake! Just like I told you.

Doctor: This is good news. A lot sooner than expected.

Carl Gallagher: He thinks we're different people. You screwed his brain on backwards.

Ian Gallagher: Just wondering if we're a couple or not.

Mickey Milkovich: Of course we are.

Ian Gallagher: A couple that hides?

Mickey Milkovich: Hey, it's working out so far, so good.

Ian Gallagher: Getting kind of sick of it.

Carl Gallagher: You love Mickey?

Ian Gallagher: I like how he smells.

(Mickey comes out of the room...)

Mickey Milkovich: What you asking stupid f**king questions for?

Carl Gallagher: You were nicer when you were asleep.

(Frank is in the hospital in a really bad condition...)

Debbie Gallagher (to Frank): I just wanted to say that I love you. And that I forgive you for everything. Unless you live. And then... and then I'm still pissed off.

Debbie Gallagher: Ugh, I lost the shiv Carl made for me. Melted toothbrush, duct tape handle...

Ian Gallagher: Why do you need a shiv?

Debbie Gallagher: In case I run into my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.

(Mickey finds the shiv.)

Debbie Gallagher: Oh, there it is.

Mandy Milkovich: That a shiv?

Debbie Gallagher: Yep. Later.

Ian Gallagher: 13 years old, she's bringing a shiv to class.

Mickey Milkovich: Man, I miss high school.

Mickey Milkovich (to Svetlana): You breathe a f**king word about what you think you know, I promise you your kid's gonna be an orphan.

Kevin Ball: Okay, hey. No domestic abuse. Take it outside like everyone else.

Mickey Milkovich (to Kenyatta): Hey, you planning on giving a beat down to every guy Mandy's been with? Your arms are gonna get f**king tired.

(Mickey uses Ian as a bait to rob a man...)

Man: If you're gonna take my money, least you can do is have the twink suck me off.

Mickey Milkovich: That all you think he is? Some twink?

Man: He gave me blue balls.

Mickey Milkovich: Did he? (kicks him in his groin) Now they're black and blue balls.

Quote from Shameless 4x09 | (Car stops in front of the club where Mickey and Ian are talking...) Man: Boys. Ride around the block? Mickey Milkovich: We look like a couple fags for sale to you? Man: Yes. Mickey Milkovich: Well, this ain't Macy's, b*tch. You ain't window-shopping.

Teacher: So what have we learned?

Carl Gallagher: Bullying is bad for society. It hurts people and makes them feel bad. It must be stopped.

Teacher: Very good. (leaves)

(Carl sees a kid walking down the hallway...)

Carl Gallagher: Forgot my lunch. Give me money. Give me money, chihuahua. Come on, give me money.

(Frank is called into school, because Carl is bullying other students...)

Frank Gallagher: Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine. And you little sh*ts, you got to learn to stay away from people like my son. That's what you learn when you get punched in the face by a bully. How do you think Steve Jobs turned out so great? Bullies. And I guarantee Junior here will be getting the hottest chicks when he's 30 because he got bullied today. You want your kid to peak now? My kid will be picking up roadside garbage in an orange jumpsuit in ten years. Your kid will be in med school curing cancer and getting laid. You're welcome.

Carl Gallagher: What if I want to cure cancer?

Frank Gallagher: Be lucky you don't get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son.

Quote from Shameless 4x08 | Ryan: Did you guys just meet last night, or are you together? Mickey Milkovich: Together. Ryan: Cool. You're a lucky dude.

Guy: What do you do for living?

Mickey Milkovich: I run business.

Guy: What kind of business?

Mickey Milkovich: Hospitality.

Guy: Oh, nice. What realm?

Mickey Milkovich: I'm a pimp.

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